Given that we know Santa claus has a wife...Mrs Claus. why are there no little Santas helping him on his once yearly round of the world.
Surely there would have been the pattering of tiny feet by now. Given that Santa works but once a year (his elves do it for the other 364 days) and the north Pole is cold and there cannot be much else to do there....other than prod Mrs Claus.
Begs the question.....is Santa infertile!
2006-12-12 03:34:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
His wife is called Mary
Mary Christmas
and no he's not infertile, he empties his sack once a year.
2006-12-12 03:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has no need to procreate, he is apparently immortal.
Or maybe the elves are his freak kids -- that possibly come to the North Pole from Neverland once a year, which would explain their stunted growth. Or perhaps they have a short life span, which keeps Santa's marriage fresh.
For that matter, it could be Mrs. Clause who's to blame.
2006-12-12 11:44:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd have to ask Santa's wife. Mary Christmas looks so much younger than he does. Let's face it, after 1938, when Coca Cola invented our current 'man in the red suit' he lost a lot of magic. He was the King of Christmas in old Euro folk lore. Been around thousands of years in different guises. Right back to the pagans at Yule with the druids. Check out Asterix the Gaul.
2006-12-12 15:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think mrs claus doesnt like sex with the cold and all
i dont think santa wants kids...got to many elves but maybe he could have a legacy maybe the santa we see now is the great decendent of his great great x5 santa who knows
how old r u anyway?..
2006-12-12 11:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by youngboff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no Santa Claus.
2006-12-12 11:37:53 · answer #5 · answered by me_luv_chacha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mrs CLaus doesn't exsist...Saint Nick is a Bishop.
2006-12-12 11:37:25 · answer #6 · answered by sealguy77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah he probably has a few, but he is suppose to be really old he might not be able to get it up anymore for mrs. claus.
2006-12-12 11:38:34 · answer #7 · answered by eclipsefreak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's something great to tell the kids. Santa's a pagan and must be delt with accordingly...lol...
2006-12-12 13:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by The Platinum Mage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he emptys his sacks only once a year ;P
2006-12-12 11:36:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has little elves. They could be his children i suppose.
2006-12-12 13:56:10 · answer #10 · answered by Meckle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋