2006-12-12 02:34:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
well depending on who you have wireless service with you could always blame it on them -this will usually work especially if everyone knows the wireless carrier suck.
2006-12-12 03:05:36 · answer #1 · answered by tata 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was in a coma
had a stroke
in jail
had amnesia
had to save the universe[again].
taken hostage by overly friendly pirates
my make=over went into overtime
power outage left me stranded on escalator
hung over
still busy drinking
Christmas shopping
Carolling for senior citizens
2006-12-12 10:48:56 · answer #2 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You could tell em that you took exlax & prozac. You can't get off the toilet, but you're feeling pretty good about it! Lol.
2006-12-12 10:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by Curious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was George Bush's fault.
2006-12-12 10:36:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not tell the truth?
2006-12-12 10:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by MikeGolf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog ate my homework
2006-12-12 10:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋