I have a turtle named Mikey that helps the NYPD fight crime on the weekends and was wondering if anyone knows of a bullet-proof vest manufacturer specifically for reptiles? Just last week he helped foil a plot to blow up the Lincoln Tunnel during rush hr. by some Islamic terrorists and I'm getting worried. Any thoughts on how I can help protect him while he's out there risking his tail for us? Thanks
2006-12-12 01:09:58 · 8 answers · asked by Matt 4 in Pets ➔ Reptiles
On behalf of the American people I would like to thank Mikey for his dedication to protecting us from those Muslim freaks. I have not seen any bulletproof vests for reptiles, but I believe I saw some brass knuckles that might fit his hand. Also if you take that little metal twisty thing from the bread bag and put it around his paw it would cut up someones face pretty bad, like barbed-wire. God speed Mikey
2006-12-12 01:27:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-11 07:35:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-12 01:14:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-12 02:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by Journey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well tell Santa that's what you want for christmas!
2006-12-12 01:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-12 01:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jus put him out there, he is bulletproof anyway
2006-12-12 01:14:24 · answer #7 · answered by dashaan1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont you ever abuse him! if i ever here he is hert i will cry
2006-12-12 04:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋