What names do you call your pet?

Question

And I don't mean officially, but like when you're angry or so. I sometimes call my cat: King Size Shrimp, Snail, Slug ( it's her shapes when she sleeps), Chicken, Beef-*ss (I'm trying to stop using this one), Kitty Pie, Dolly, Worm, Gal, Crap, Furball. And I know that MAGGIE3 asked a similar question 2 months ago, I'm just looking for some new answers. The really funniest scores 10 points!

Oh, and forgot. Dutchwoman Milking a Cow, that's how she looks when she sits back to me by the window.

Answer 1

My dog is Royal Pain the @ss. It is too. Freakin' dog got sick a few months ago so I indulged it, let it out, let it in, let it out... now it's better and thinks I'm the official doorperson. I've sat down and explained that now that it feels better I don't want to let it in and out 50 times a day. It seems to understand but continues just to be miserable. It's a battle of who can be the most irritating, it whining and shuffling back and forth around the door all day or me ignoring it and then finally breaking down and yelling, You go out you stay out, forever and ever and ever. And then my husband jumps in with, I'll put you both out in a minute, how long is this going to go on?
It's been 8 weeks, I think the dog is starting to get the point, not.
Thanks for letting me vent, I feel better--I got to go and let the dog out, sigh.

Answer 2

Someone dropped-off a mangy-looking German Shepherd near our house in the country back when I was a kid. He was skinny and puny looking, very scared of men, but he was obviously hungry and weak, so I talked the parents into letting me put the dinner scraps out for him at night. He absolutely would not approach that food if I or anyone was near it, no matter how bad he wanted to eat. So, I just watched him from behind the window, or maybe sneak around the corner of the house and peek around to watch him eat. Then I began calling to him, and the obvious words this young kid used were, "Here, boy!" I kept calling him over & over, day after day, with a pork chop or chicken bone in my hand, "Here, boy!" Eventually a break-through when he took it from me. All everyone else ever told me was he had been mistreated and no good for a pet. But I continued to feed him and he stayed around and looked better after a few months, all the time I had never even thought about a name for him. Just called him "Boy" all the time, so after a while, he became "Boy" to all the other kids in the neighborhood. Boy was my first pet dog! Ol' boy...

Answer 3

For Buddy my Collie he gets:
Shut up will ya
Bud the Stud
Wooggie
Chubs
Stinky
Ding Dong
Butt head
Pea brain

Answer 4

I have two cats: One is Drizzit, the other Buggy(or Buggareena)
I use to have a dog named Skylar
I just go with something at the time, that fits well for the animal

Answer 5

Well, each of my cats has their own nickname other then their given one:

Jericho: Jerri, Jer-Bear, Jerri Berri

Leia: Bobo, Whiner, Stinky Whiner

Chloe: Little Face, Monster

Answer 6

We have a Himalayan kitten.On his pedigree papers he was called Jumbo probably because we live in Bangkok.He is a cream colour so we call him Snow.If naughty its Miaow Thai name for cat.Also call him Fridge as when we open the door he jumps in amazing.

Answer 7

My dog's name is Rusty but I've been known to call him the Rigordoggy, Rusty D'Agostino, Rusty Rockefeller, Lumpy, Boosh, and His Excellency.

Answer 8

Some of the ones my husband calls her are unprintable. She's blind, and she always happens to stand right in his way, like a cat. When a 92 pound dog does it, you know it. I usually stick to "Monster," "Molly-Monster," "Beast," "Pest," or "Fiend." She's too loving for me to get too mad at, though.

Answer 9

When I'm angry at my cat, I usually call him damn it. But most of the time he's just called Buddy.

Answer 10

I used to have a rottweiler called Jack that I called "numbnuts". Or "stinky".