that I can write in a Christmas card. It's for my older brother who is 23 years old.
2006-12-12 00:31:15 · 11 answers · asked by Carrie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Have a pic of Santa with a gun to an elf's head and the card could read how Santa is able to make all the presents free for Christmas. Or have and elf in a tree hung and burning and the card could say every year Santa makes an example out of one elf to show what will happen if the don't make the presents on time. Or have Santa fu cking miss Claus in the as s and the card could say would you like some Christmas fudge?
2006-12-12 00:39:40 · answer #1 · answered by Ben V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about something Christmas-y from your childhood. A funny moment from holidays past, or an old song you changed the lyrics to (like: Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost it's wheel
And Joker got away...Hey!)
or something like that.
2006-12-12 00:36:32 · answer #2 · answered by The Iceman Cometh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you Big Brother
That you know
So give me my Christmas wish
And put it under the mistletoe!
Merry Christmas, Precious Bear Brother!
2006-12-12 00:35:54 · answer #3 · answered by chelsea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Money's short, and times are hard
so here's your f-ing Christmas card.
If the "f-ing" things is a bit much, change it to some thing a little more PG. Good luck.
2006-12-12 00:32:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Christmas is a time when all christians from all over can rejoice and celebrate the birth of a jew.
2006-12-12 00:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you smell like cheese merry christmas
2006-12-12 00:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by Corey M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
write your brother's name and than write this "when ever i think that it might be possible taht you are a nice sensible human being, you always proof that i am wrong" write this if your brother is annoying.
2006-12-12 00:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Money's tight
Times are hard
Here's your stupid
Christmas card
2006-12-12 00:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Santa, you are fat! HahahahahahahaChihuahuas!
2006-12-12 00:33:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
don't be an winner,be an WINNER.
2006-12-12 00:32:51 · answer #10 · answered by Babez 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋