will bring you anything for chrismas this year?
2006-12-12 00:29:31 · 14 answers · asked by reevesy314 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
its just that the easter bunny is about as plausable as santa or God even
2006-12-12 00:33:33 · update #1
Did you know that the Easter Bunny hides his eggs because he doesn't want anybody to know that he's been f****** a chicken?
2006-12-12 00:32:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Apparently you don't BELIEVE so therefore,you will receive only a lump of coal,if Santa has any left Look deep into your heart,then ask yourself if Santa is real The Easter Bunny is busy coloring eggs and doesn't like the cold,that is why Santa works the Winter and Easter Bunny works the Spring,besides they all have to have a way to make a living don't they?
2006-12-12 00:51:40 · answer #2 · answered by grbarnaba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to break it to you my friend but the easter bunny is now dead, he was killed crossing a road way back in early November whilst delivering fireworks in England for the Guy fawkes celebrations. But all it not lost my friend, I have heard though that the Iranian goverment have been experimenting with big eyed chimps that can fly (Well its more of a jump and flap motion really) and that the jumpy flappy monkey things could be an exceptable substitute! However some Asian countries have heard of there plans and are trying to stop this as they feel the flying monkeys may scare young children. They apparently look like the flying monkeys from the film 'The Wizard of Oz'. If thats the case then I agree as they scare the sh*t out of me too. I believe that things would be a lot easier if we just employed some fat guy in lets say a red suit that could bring us presents, but hey thats just my opinion.
2006-12-12 00:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by offmihead 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SANTA will bring me himself. He will arrive on the 22nd driving
a BIG RED SEMI. The Easter Bunny must wait his turn to
deliver me his package.
2006-12-12 00:34:41 · answer #4 · answered by gailpendarvis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Easter bunny is part of a pagan tradition.
2006-12-12 00:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the easter bunny and santa claus along with the tooth fairy and everything else is just your parents giving there kids to think about something lol for their imagination
2006-12-12 00:47:15 · answer #6 · answered by brian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Santa doesn't exist, why did that glass of Brandy and Mince pie that I left out for him as a child always disappear during the night?
2006-12-12 00:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No no no! The Easter Bunny is on holiday now! Don't you know anything!?
2006-12-12 00:42:11 · answer #8 · answered by sladelover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some out of date chocolate eggs. His illegal field is almost as large as his legal one. But they don't come with a warrentee.
2006-12-12 00:34:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe chocolate eggs, maybe u should try them first to make sure they are not the same kind of chocolate the raindeer left on my roof last year â¥
2006-12-12 01:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋