that I need to get out of...
Father's are just soooooooo sensitive these days...
It was his fault I reckon, he asked me what my intentions were to his daughter...if he doesn't like the answers that I told him (at length in intricate detail and with annoted diagrams, over dinner with his wife and parish priest) then he shouldn't ask the question... am I right or am I right?
2006-12-11 23:40:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You should suggest that you do the swordfight while blinded. Once he's got his blindfold on, run like hell!
Oh, yeah ... remember to take the girl with you!
2006-12-12 01:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by S&S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, quite naturally you are correct. In particular, I think that the fact that you used diagrams (anatomically correct I hope!), in order to show your intentions, was a very good move.
As for an excuse? Why bother? You are quite a large gentleman as I understand it and thus you should be able to comfortably defend yourself. Additionally, after you have disposed of the father, it will be one less worry on your back.
Good Luck
2006-12-11 23:52:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe you are still alive???!!!!!!!!!!!
This Father must have the patience of JOB to wait till tomorrow morning.
Now you have really cooked your own goose though, His daughter is completely off limits now...You do realize that Right?????????????
Honesty isthe best policy!
You could always get the bird flu or a headache and call the whole thing off.
Have a pleasant last day.
2006-12-11 23:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop being such a wuss. I understand you also adhere to the policy of "If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket", so stand up for yourself. For Christ's sake, the guy's in a wheelchair, how hard can it be to beat him in a fight?
If you're really that worried about it, just one-up him. If he brings a sword, you bring a rifle. If he brings a pistol, you bring a nucelar missle. Sheesh, it's like I have to think of EVERYTHING around here.
2006-12-12 00:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres one my mom uses to get out of work
i went xmas shopping and hit a deer and the airbag went off and my chest is killing me
heres another one
i was on the ladder decorating my tree , fell down and broke my tooth
2006-12-12 02:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by twatwaffle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No excuses needed, I'll stand in for ya ;)
But.....yes I do believe you're right on this one!
2006-12-11 23:46:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are right. I would advise going for the duel, and defending your stance!
2006-12-12 01:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you have the flu
2006-12-12 01:31:06 · answer #8 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are going out on a date with his wife..........
2006-12-12 00:06:44 · answer #9 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time, i called this girl a slag who sleeps with her uncle and her dad took offence to that! i dont think i'll ever be welcome in that nursery ever again...
2006-12-11 23:58:12 · answer #10 · answered by arrrthelifeofapirate 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋