Everything seemed fine between the two until I found him mutilating a box of Kellogs. Then I heard about other mutilations he had done to Rice Krispies and Corn Puffs.
I'm afraid he is a serial killer, and my daughters Life is in danger. She eats Life for breakfast every morning, and I'm scared for her Life!
2006-12-11 23:06:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Report him immediately to Captain Crunch!!! If he can't handle it, I'm sure Count Chocola can.
2006-12-11 23:11:56 · answer #1 · answered by sparkie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Was it just the box or the cerials themselves?
Actually mutilation of the box is a very positive sign. It shows he is trying alternate methods of getting in on the meaning of life. This suggests a very bold character and unafraid of convention. He should go far.
If he is damaging the cerial itself then its bad news. He is quite likely to be a mass murderer of great cunning and craft.
The good new is that your daugher is not in any danger. You are though because you bought the cerial and thus it represents you in his warped and twisted mind. Dont go in the kitchen alone with him or you might find yourself going down the waste disposal feet first.
If he should attack then throw milk over him. It might sound strange but milk makes cerial acceptable to everyone. It will pacify him.
While he is in his milky trance, get your daughter to help you drop him down the waste disposal. Be carefull because the kitchen floor will be slippery with milk.
BTW : Freuds lesser known brother Frank wrote all this in his book 'Conflake and Weetiepop obsessions in Urban America'.
2006-12-11 23:22:08 · answer #2 · answered by philip_jones2003 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well maybe you should talk to him and your daughter.It could help a lot. If you really think he's bad why not try to look up criminal records or something like that. You said he was mutating a box of Kellogg's I'll admit that's weird but maybe you should ask him why he does that.
2006-12-11 23:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by Dr.Philia (Lexy) 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahhhahahahhahahhahahhaha
2006-12-11 23:10:45 · answer #4 · answered by predictor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like what came to a metaphore (apart of the cereal) 'she eats Life for breakfast every day'. It might inspire me to compose sth longer than a poem, if it matters to you. Thanks and take care.
2006-12-12 00:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by Iguana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww, too cute. LOL
Make her crepes in the morning! yum.
2006-12-11 23:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by Jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only is she dating a strange man...she has a strange man for a father.....
2006-12-11 23:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! That was a very clever story.
2006-12-12 00:10:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop buying cereal. switch to oatmeal and see what happens
2006-12-11 23:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by Miki 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heheheh that was cute! :)
2006-12-11 23:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by deborah i 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋