Let 'em rip baby.
2006-12-11 21:09:15 · 10 answers · asked by Singletary 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Some doofus was trying to act all smart and tell everyone about a history documentary he had seen. He tells us, "to make the Japenese ships think that they have sunk them an american submarine(get this)opened up their windows and threw stuff out to make it float." I laughed so hard and when I tried to explain what was funny he got mad because I wasn't listening to HISTORY.
2006-12-12 18:29:50 · answer #1 · answered by tootsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What time does the nine oclock bus leave?
While working as concierge at a hotel a blonde female guest asked me this question when enquiring about the hotel's hourly courtesy shuttle bus. She was serious.
2006-12-12 05:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by anikintyme 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been lookin for new chairs, but I can only find the ya know(makes sit down motion) those sit down kind.
Said by a friend of mine at work whilst we were outside having a cig.
2006-12-12 05:18:04 · answer #3 · answered by skidawg75 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"you are careless in everything"
my dad said to me
after i commited a mistake, i dont remember...something petty..
how can I be careless in everything? is that even possible...
anything that is told to make someone feel like ****, i think thats dumb
"you have no strengths" my sister said that to me...
ouch that hurts, and wow, she must know everything...
of course of course that made me feel bad...
but its not true!
ahh..family problems, dont u think?
such words as "always" "everything" "never" and other exaggerations when used in trying to insult a person its so ******* dumb.
a human being is a human being........were all made of the same things...
how dare anyone impose lies on someone else just for the sake of release. expecting change....
toxic shame causes no positive results. only makes things worse. so in short, lies told to emotionally wound a human being is DUMB.
2006-12-12 05:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by rose reb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to the lost luggage counter at the airport to report a lost suit case. And the attendant ask me if my flight had come in yet.......
2006-12-12 05:24:05 · answer #5 · answered by justpatagn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i told an american i live in south africa and they said' wow can you like see australia from there?' i said no why? reply was cos you so close on map. another asked do we have skyscrapers i said yes. then they asked do we ride cars so i said no. they asked how do we get to work. i replied we all ride elephants. moment of silence. then a puzzled look. he asks so where do you park your elephants. i said in the sky rises of course.
2006-12-12 05:27:41 · answer #6 · answered by samstarfish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truth is said to consist in the agreement of knowledge with the object. According to this mere verbal definition, then, my knowledge, in order to be true, must agree with the object. Now, I can only compare the object with my knowledge by this means, namely, by taking knowledge of it. My knowledge, then, is to be verified by itself, which is far from being sufficient for truth. For as the object is external to me, and the knowledge is in me, I can only judge whether my knowledge of the object agrees with my knowledge of the object.
2006-12-12 05:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the woman in Womens Health Section, who just asked "is it normal to feel dizzy after holding my breathe for a long time"
2006-12-12 05:12:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus is the only way.
i write the above b/c most of the people who say this are total hypocrites. most of them never have read the bible (i have), and if i start teaching them a new thing or two, they are so stubborn in their belief that they don't listen to me just b/c i'm not a christian. then i start talking about jesus' real name, which is joshua in hebrew. most christians won't even consider switch calling jesus joshua (pronounced ye-SHOE-a) even if it's the real deal. if i were a christian, i'd follow the original teachings. that tells me a lot. people are people, whether you're christian or not.
2006-12-12 05:22:29 · answer #9 · answered by Don't Stop 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
if you were british, does that mean you come from Britian.
my classmate asked the teacher that question after talking about where we all come from.
2006-12-12 05:45:59 · answer #10 · answered by kimberly. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋