something i actually heard in a joke:
there was a somewhat young couple, who had a few children. to make sure the kids had no idea what they were talking about it when they wanted to do the deed, they would just say "washing machine". this became a regular thing for them, and they would say it regardless of whether the children were in the room. well, one night, the husband was feeling rather randy. he crawled into bed, snuggled up to his wife, and said "washing machine." she told him she was too tired. a little later, he tried again. "washing machine." she has a head ache. finally, after several attempts, the husband gives up. early the next morning, the wife rolls over, rubs his back, and says "washing machine." the husband rolls over, smiles lovingly, and says "it's ok. it was a small load so i took care of it by hand."
2006-12-11 21:07:05
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answered by wrldzgr8stdad 4
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Spoon, said by men about women.
Fork, said by women about men.
On the USS Theodore Roosevelt, in Norfolk.
2006-12-12 05:03:59
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answered by Cold Fart 6
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A game called "Hide the Salami"
2006-12-15 18:41:58
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answered by dannainwarrior 1
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walk in the backyard
party favor anyone? (asking for a condom)
wrapping presents
2006-12-12 05:15:05
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answered by Kris17 4
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Pizza and if it was planned & played out all the way...then with toppings....
2006-12-12 05:28:38
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answered by kat 2
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snake in the bushes
2006-12-12 05:03:38
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answered by Wow! I have a pig nose! 4
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pickin wild flowers
2006-12-12 09:37:45
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answered by charolette g 1
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doin the laundry.
2006-12-12 05:03:28
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answered by jailbait 2
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batting
2006-12-12 05:05:32
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answered by rick hei 2
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wanna plug?
2006-12-12 10:30:17
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answered by enj 3
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