step by step narraration if possible.
2006-12-11 19:23:19 · 16 answers · asked by Zach S 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What about the man with the tassles?
2006-12-11 19:27:00 · update #1
Johnny Cash, the man in black would win.
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2006-12-11 19:26:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cash bottom line. This guy was always hyped up on painkillers back in the day and crazy as hell. Cash would swing the first blow knocking Elvis's head backwards. Elvis would quickly start looking over his clothes and straightening his hair worried too much about his appearance, Cash would then kick his butt all over Memphis and at the end Cash would yell Gods Gonna Cut you Down!
2006-12-14 13:09:36 · answer #2 · answered by Brian J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude- Johnny would kick Elvis' ***. Johnny would use his one two judo chop to the solarplex of Elvis- and that honky tonk mofo would take flight... after a while, Elvis would land and then be beotch slapped by Snoop Dogg. Shoot, Johnny judo chopped Elvis' white asss into the future- then would reach into the future, grab Elvis by his neck, and bring him back to fat Elvis mid1970. Johnny would then invite Elvis down to Reno and shot his lard butt full o' Cash Bullets.
Johnny Cash- winner!
2006-12-12 03:31:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny
2006-12-12 03:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny Cash, KO
2006-12-12 03:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cash
2006-12-12 03:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by lamie23 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My money's on the Man In Black - Johnny Cash!
2006-12-12 03:25:19 · answer #7 · answered by dallygirl89 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
johnny cash
2006-12-12 03:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by rizwano 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
johnny cash he would hit elvis with his guitar
2006-12-12 03:39:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
johnny cash for sure...TKO!
johnny would have him down before elvis could say"big mac"
2006-12-12 03:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by chinacat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋