Chuck Norris VS Bruce Lee VS Jackie Chan?

Question

How would the fight go down? Who would win? Step by step fight narraration please.

Answer 1

jackie chan

Answer 2

I will assume you are referring to each in his prime, otherwise Bruce loosed due to the fact that he is dead and Jacky probably would beet Chuck because of his agility, although chuck would have the advantage in the strength department. However, if we are talking about each in their prime, here is the way it works out:

Between Bruce and Jacky Chan, it's no contest, Bruce would win hands down. Jacky would pull some picturesque, stunt oriented maneuver and Bruce would step in, redirect Chan's power and knock him for a loop. The classic three strike approach. (1) Jacky TRIES to strike Bruce. (2) Bruce Strikes Jacky (3) Jacky Strikes the floor.

Between Jacky and Chuck, Chuck takes the fight. Chuck is in GREAT condition and can take several hard hits from pro kick boxers, so he can hold his own. One thing people forget about chuck is that his punches and kicks were incredibly fast in his prime. He had to slow them down for the camera on many occasions. (For instance, in the octagon, he had to fight slow so that his moves would be clear on camera. So as fast as Jacky is, Chuck would hit him a few times and Jacky would be down and out for the count in just under 1 minute in Round one.

Finally, since Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris have fought and Chuck Norris has admitted to being defeated by Bruce Lee, there is no question here. Bruce wins that bought and so the only question is the blow by blow. Knowing how each fights, they would circle each other for a few moments waiting for an advantage. Eventually, Chuck would fake an attack to see what Lee would do, but Lee would not stop when Chuck pulled the technique. Lee would use Chucks change in momentum to his own advantage and move in with lightening fast hand techniques that would rattle Chucks cage so to speak.

Then, depending on Lees mood, he would either step back and wait for another opportunity, thus giving Chuck a moment to recover a moment before repeating the above scenario and finishing Chuck off, or he would just stay in close and finish the fight then and there bringing Chuck to the ground with unbelievably fast and powerful punches.

There you have it. The fights as they would occur in reality.

Answer 3

This question is great! Here's my shot:

Jackie would crack a joke, and while he was making a face for the immaginary camera Chuck Norris would round house kick him in the face. BUT! Jackie would have started falling backwards as soon as he saw the kick coming, and promptly pull out some Drunken Master sh!t on him and clock him right in the beard. At this point, Bruce Lee would come up behind Chan, and one-inch punch him in the back, which would send him thru the wall. Unfotunatly for Chuck, he was between Jackie and the wall...

Winner: Bruce Lee!

But the real question is: Who would win in a fight between Elvis or Johnny Cash? One was a blackbelt, but a momma's boy... The other was the man in black, who had a tendency to rip sinks out of the walls... Sounds like something for Celebrity Death Match!

Answer 4

Bruce Lee suffers from a significant disadvantage...so from the get go heeeeee's down!! lol

Jackie Chan I reckon, Chuck Norris is soooo 80's man, Jackie's got some staying power, he's funny too, does his own stunts, mad ones!!! He'd like blance on some ridiculous 90ft high beam , sway a bit, pull a funny face at the camera ...kick away multiple opponents from both directions (it'd look like that old kung-fu master video game) after kicking about 150 dudes off the beam maybe someone would somehow swing a wrecking ball at him, (probably chuck the cowardly ginger b*****d) so he'd have to keep spinning and kicking ducking etc. +300 plus dudes now deafeated chuck'd probably decide to come and have have a go himself, WALLOP! Jackie chan kicks his ginger bearded face in... RESULT!

Answer 5

chuck norris would try some fancy shist which bruce lee would easily block. Then jackie chan would realize hes seriously outclassed and try to make some joke. bruce lee gets insulted and feeds him chuck norrisses liver and then twists jackies head right off

Answer 6

Jackie Chan
takes out chuck Norris first cause he doesn't belong there in the first place
then it would be Bruce and Jackie
AYE OH!!

Answer 7

norris sucks.bruce lee would liquify their organs with his fists and then bite their skin open and drink the goup for breakfast, lunch and dinner

Answer 8

bruce lee

Answer 9

Let me have my morning coffee please! Step by step? Hell no! Jackie Chan wins!

Answer 10

heeeya! heeeeeeeeehu, ha, get that, - shoot shoot, the lone ranger wins!