Albert Einstein goes to a dinner party and begins to mingle with crowd. He walks over to a woman and asks her what her IQ is.
She replies 140.
"That's great" says Einstein, "we will talk about the general impact of options and futures on the European economy."
A little while later he spots a guy walking by and asks him what his IQ is.
The guy says 180.
"That's excellent" days Einstein, "we can talk about the metaphysical aspect of the interconnected dynamical process affecting fractals."
Later on in the evening, Einstein, once again, asks a guy what his IQ is.
The guy says that his IQ is 66.
"Cool" says Einstein, "what do you think about the Wallabies' chances this season!"
2006-12-11 17:39:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Rugby
Dina, It is a joke about Australians, not rugby players or supporters in general. As a South African, I thought you would have got it.
2006-12-12 15:56:50 · update #1
will the wallabies win? here is another einstein joke for you
Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord...
"God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
"Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
2006-12-12 18:31:17 · answer #1 · answered by katlady927 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke is kinda funny... but you know what? I think we could all learn a lesson from the fact that a guy who is brilliant was willing to mingle with everyone, no matter how smart they were, he chose to talk to all the people he met, even tho he tailored his topcis to what he thought they would be interested in based on their intelligence level - which is kinda insulting but far less so than those who won't converse with people because they think they are beneath them.
2006-12-12 02:44:06 · answer #2 · answered by Behhar B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well the Wallabies will finish well above the Englishand I am English.
2006-12-13 02:24:22 · answer #3 · answered by Closed Down 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you think it's funny, it shows what you think of the intelligence of rugby players and supporters, and then you are obviously totally uninformed! mind you, some of the smartest men gave up studying to follow a dream in sports...
2006-12-12 04:44:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
???I think that I got a little dumber after I read that.???
You want a joke?
Heres a joke.
Why did the melon have a big wedding?
Because he cantalope!!!!!!
Get it?
2006-12-11 17:49:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha!
2006-12-12 03:21:45 · answer #6 · answered by crusader 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-11 18:02:20 · answer #7 · answered by keti_mg 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋