What's the fastest way to make a 1,000 dollars by tomorrow evening. yes I am serious.?

Question

See Ive got this dell gingerbread coupon ( which is very rare and hard to get a hold of) and its worth 200 dollars off a brand new laptop. I would love to buy one and not have to waste the coupon, but ( Christmas shopping has cleaned me. )

so I'm curious whats the fastest way to make a thousand dollars by tomorrow evening.

Just to let you know,
I'm a highly technical, very enlightened person with 4 years of college education and am very familiar with lots of things.

I am serious about this.

Lets see what your answers are?

-GarySomers

Answer 1

umm, well, you could return the gifts, use the money to the laptop, and then use next paycheck to re-buy the gifts. howeve a thousand is a lot of money, and thats gonna be just about impossible to make legally. other thatn that you could pawn off some things, or take out a loan from friends or even the bank, but i wouldnt recomend doing that over a laptop. just remember, there will be more deals and sales, and boxing day is coming up, and by then you will have had another payday. so good luck and let us know how this works out.

Answer 2

first of all, dont get a dell laptop, get toshiba, gateway or fujitsu. but if you still want it,

you could sell your car, like an old one
get a loan?
use a credit card
sell something valuable you have, like paintings, furniture

man you been in college for four years and you need yahoo answers to help you wit this??