What do I send my friend in medical jail?

Question

I got a buddy who is in a medical place testing out a expiremental medicine. He has to eat when they tell him, pee in a cup, and sleep when they tell him. He can't go outside and his only contact with the outside world is internet. What do I send him to keep him occupied?

I got a buddy who is in a medical place testing out a expiremental medicine. He has to eat when they tell him, pee in a cup, and sleep when they tell him. He can't go outside and his only contact with the outside world is internet. What do I send him to keep him occupied?(i talk to this person very often, so mutliple emails per day)

I got a buddy who is in a medical place testing out a expiremental medicine. He has to eat when they tell him, pee in a cup, and sleep when they tell him. He can't go outside and his only contact with the outside world is internet. What do I send him to keep him occupied? What websites do i send him to that can keep his mind going?

Answer 1

Just keep the emails going and try sending him some jokes i got a really cute email ill copy it on here for ya it made me laugh....

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY

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M y tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this kn ife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise

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We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?
I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday

So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay

Answer 2

A letter and tell him to go on Yahoo answers.