Answers should be funny.
2006-12-11 16:23:15 · 18 answers · asked by shunti 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
face to face few minutes and back to back rest of the night
2006-12-11 16:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by Lalita t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For humane, sensitive,caring and loving people, married life is a commitment,sacrifies for children,and to ignore mental difference between him and her.
For selfish people, it is a game in which they have to take or recieve every thing from their partner instead of giving or sacrifice.
For freethinkers, married is a gamble.If they win they win and if they loose they will think deeply what to do without getting minimum pain to get out of this married and than live a free life.
2006-12-12 00:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by sole_licker2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not funny, the meaning of married life is...42.
2006-12-12 00:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Married life is a life sentence for two individuals where one person is always right and the other is the husband
2006-12-12 00:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by l_kur 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marred Life.
2006-12-12 10:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by Kushal-Know All 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is the final exam for life to live! U have to study hard(Acquire knowledge about an woman),perfect selction of question (choose the match),answer properly(handle her rightly) . Wait for the best answer(produce ur next generation)!
In short, married life is' to be a good partner-supporter of one -other'.
If possitive , it is heaven or a hell!!
2006-12-12 01:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by ogmansur 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Married life is the life where u can spend hole life with one person.
how excitement for u.Because u want funny answer for this.I think there is no funny answer after this funny question.
2006-12-12 00:39:13 · answer #7 · answered by SAPNA D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Married life ,is when your hot girlfriend who adores you gets fat and dedicates all her energies to changing (fixing) you,as she complains about how insensitive you are to HER needs.
2006-12-12 00:32:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) everywhere sex...first year or so...you do it EVERYWHERE...kitchen table, washing machine, etc.
2) bedroom sex...second through seventh year...and an occasion romp before the fireplace
3) hallway sex...seventh year and beyond...you pass each other in the hall and say "f**k you"
2006-12-12 00:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
for safest sex,life long friendship.side effect-children
2006-12-12 03:33:54 · answer #10 · answered by guharamdas 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋