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2006-12-11 16:07:13 · 37 answers · asked by boohamjad 1 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

37 answers

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2006-12-11 16:08:05 · answer #1 · answered by alyaknatasha2006 3 · 1 2

A few years ago, guy in the state that I live in invited them in and offered them a drink and cookies.
He didn't tell them they were hash cookies and thought it would make the conversation more interesting. Problem was he thought that they would eat only one, but they got greedy and ate a couple.

After an hour the religious nuts freaked out and thought they were dying and went to hospital via ambulance. The guy got arrested and a couple of months in jail.

It made all the papers and news headlines.

Since then, they very rarely come doorknocking to force there religion apon others.

2006-12-11 17:06:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2006-12-11 16:07:58 · answer #3 · answered by Iamman 1 · 0 5

I am not religious but I do not understand how you can equate the 2 words together What is freaky about religious people or aetheist, To each his own, If you don't want to hear from religious "freaks" as you call them GO TO ANOTHER FORUMN

2006-12-11 16:12:47 · answer #4 · answered by devora k 7 · 0 0

Wish them a Happy Hannukah and shut the door. That's what I do, works like a charm. Either that or act like you dont speak English. OR, you can be an adult (I know, it sucks) but you could thank them for their time and let them know that you consider your religious beliefs to be a personal and private matter and do not wish to discuss it with anyone. Not even them. Then end the conversation. Happy Holidays (whichever ones you celebrate)

2006-12-11 16:11:31 · answer #5 · answered by amoroushotmama 4 · 0 0

Step one: stop refering to us as "relegious freaks"
Step two: stop posting stupid questions on yahoo answers
Step three: do not argue with everything averyone says to you
Step four: get a better comeback than, "and you can't prove that the bible was not a story made up by sixteen college students that were all stoned."

2006-12-11 16:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by jme e 2 · 0 0

Ha Ha I managed to freak out the Mormons. You know how they have all there gay a*se philosphies, I just spoke to them about my gay a*se philosphies and then a few months later a friend told me they were afraid of me. So just invite them in, act completely nuts until they relise it's in their best interest to leave

2006-12-11 22:27:00 · answer #7 · answered by Greyboy's Ghost 2 · 0 0

I find now, once i have a very in depth meaningful conversation on spiritualism which i find normally blows there mind... They stop coming around..

Hehehe.. maybe they now think I'm the freak...
Which works for me.

2006-12-11 17:17:35 · answer #8 · answered by A Lady Dragon 5 · 0 0

Push a shopping cart full of trash everywhere you go, and curse at
people for absolutely no reason!

2006-12-11 16:21:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have an alien being living inside my brain. You are jealous because all the voices are only talking to me.

2006-12-11 16:10:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I answered the door in lingerie once......that worked for awhile. Now I just tell them I am primitive baptist and close the door.

2006-12-11 16:09:32 · answer #11 · answered by WitchTwo 6 · 1 0

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