insulting jokes?

Question

there is this girl at my school she is very weird although she is kinda one of my friends we allways make up jokes about each other and i am out of jokes please give me some mean and dirty ones

Answer 1

Tell her she reminds you of a fly,
because she eats sh*t and bothers people.

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Answer 2

that's strange that u r friends with her yet you make fun of each other. u should end that. but anyways here r some mean jokes:
-you are so ugly you make michael jackson look like brad pitt
-you are so ugly when you applied for the ugly contest they said "sorry, no professionals"
-you are so ugly that your daddy takes u to work everyday so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye
-you are so ugly your mom had to be pissed drunk just to breast feed you
-you are so ugly when you walked out of the haunted house you came back out with a job application
-yo mama so stupid when i told her drinks were onthe house she went and got a ladder
-yo mama so stupid when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
-yo mama so stupid
-you are so poor you eat cornflakes with a fork to save milk
-your moma's so poor she goes to KFC every night to lick other ppl's fingers
-your momma's so smelly when she spread her legs for me i got seasick
-your momma is so smelly that Suddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons
-your momma is so greasy she got a job at the cinema buttering popcorn with her leg hair

Answer 3

"Hey. What's ugly and needs a bag over their head?"
"I heard you and your Vibrator hang out alot."
"You know, every time you talk your *** flaps."
"I'd scrunch up my buttcheeks, but you might think you're looking in the mirror."

DISCLAIMER: These jokes will humble your bestfriend, so be prepared to get your clock cleaned after school, the alley, etc.