Its not suppose to make any sence or anything, just tell me how much you laughed.
Today I have realized my true identity: "pimp" As you know, I have been training to be a militia leader for many years, and this new calling for pimp has really changed my life. I will always seek the truth when I remember the people who have sacrificed for me, and it will model me to be a better rainier than what I currently am. Nothing can compare with the true way of being as humble as a door knob; letting everyone touch them all over, like they could to a dinosaur. So, in conclusion, dinosaurs are very similar to dogs, who look up into the clouds for hope.
Thank you for reading my confessional, it is time for me to hit the road and bring out the daddies.
2006-12-11 14:58:06 · 16 answers · asked by Fernesta 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ok well anyone with a "mature" sence of humor, or who dosent laugh at things that make no sence at all can just stay home.
2006-12-11 15:07:08 · update #1
Sorry, but that was the all time worst attempt at something funny since my first husband attempted humor! Really, I hope you have a good job or something because writing funny things is NOT one of your talents! I am trying to be nice here! Please don't be offended! Have a nice day and don't forget to take your Lithium!
2006-12-12 14:19:11 · answer #1 · answered by Marie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What does Michael Jackson call a perfect ten? 2 five year olds. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic Team? Because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the U.S. What does it mean when 2 lesbians have sex? It doesn't mean d1ck.
2016-05-23 07:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-12-11 15:01:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's 30 seconds of my life I wish I had back...not funny.
2006-12-11 15:28:34 · answer #4 · answered by Carl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA omg that was the stupidest thing i have ever read but it made me laugh
2006-12-11 15:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but generally, things have to make sense to be funny.
2006-12-11 15:01:38 · answer #6 · answered by Josi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was kinda funny in a weird way.You have to big of an ego for your on good.
2006-12-11 15:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by Bamagirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny at all
2006-12-11 15:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by jasemay71 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does not make sense, I didn't laugh.
2006-12-11 15:01:10 · answer #9 · answered by Cara Beth 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didnt laugh and it wasnt funny at all
2006-12-11 15:01:21 · answer #10 · answered by guitar_lady81 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋