Smack that?

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Answer 1

That song by Akon ft. Eminiem?
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I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow.

Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo.

Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo.

And possibly bend you over.

Look back and watch me

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore

smack that, oooh.

smack that, all on the floor,

smack that, give me some more,

smack that, 'till you get sore,

smack that, oooh... etc...

O.K, we all know what this song is about. Guy gets girl over his place. He smacks it. (They do sum more stuff.), the girl goes home with a sore ***. The frickin' end.

This song proves to be so tasteless... it's beyond the definition of the fact that originality is dead. I personally... think it's a load of steamy, raunchy, gooey, fly infested horse plop.
Akon can't sing... the beat is irritating, and above all...Slim's whiny little voice is in it:

(Slim)

Ooh! Looks like another club banger.

They better hang on.

When I throw this thang on.

Get a little drink on. They goin' flip.

For this Akon ****. You can bank on it.

Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws.

The way she climbs up and down them poles.

Lookin' like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls.

Tryna hold my woody back through my drawers.

Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her.

Creeps up behind me and she's like, you're -

I'm like, yeah I know, let's cut to the chase.

No time to waste. Back to my place.

Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away.

Or more like a palace, shall I say.

And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game.

In fact he's the one singing the song that's playing!
(Akon!)

SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT APPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! YOU MAKE MY FRICKIN EARS SPURT BLOOD!!!!! "sometimes"... I'm rather fond of Shady. He can keep a beat... his lyrics are insane... an' I think he has some charm... in his own Slimy Shady way...


Anyways, we all know what is on these guys' minds: Cars, women, cash and drugs. In this particular song however, his main goal is to "smack that". Same old same. I'm not saying all men are idiots... and for all I know, Akon may just be saying this crap for the media. Or maybe he's all about it. Who am I to judge?

Overall... the song is dull... downright irritating, and I'd give it a four out of ten.

However, the "Let's go to my place an' just kick it like Taebo", and "Tryin ta hold my woody back through my drawers," was pretty nifty... :) To me at least. Ah well. Peace.

Answer 2

Akon

Answer 3

Why do you have a question about Akon's new song and a link that takes you to some 24 subscription thing?!

Answer 4

i love 24!! jack bauer all the way! but the title of your question makes me think of akon, who i do not love.