If you had these buttons in front of you which ones would you press?

Question

If you had these three buttons in front of you which ones would you press?

The most detailed and creative answer will get the points, (don't believe me? Check my other questions I always pick the best answer, try answering the other ones if you like them so much.)


Here are the buttons:

( o ) Turn everyone into Cats
( o ) Turn everyone into Statues
( o ) Turn everyone into Chocolate
( o ) Turn everyone into Gold
( o ) Turn everyone into Bunnies

You can press as many as you like, but please describe what the effects would be and how the world would be like afterwards. Also why would you do it?

Note: pressing a button 2 times will undo the effect


Most creative and detailed answer will get the points. Most impotently have fun! (Spammers and people who hate will be turned into lynolium flooring)

Answer 1

I would press the 3rd & 5th buttons simultaneously - ooo, love that word. Then everyone would be chocolate bunnies -- and that would be worth a chortle or two. Then I would push them again and undo that. Then I would press the 2nd and 4th buttons - again, simultaneously - and make everyone gold statues. I would run around gripping each one and making several acceptance speeches -- "I'd like to thank the Academy ..." Then I would undo it 'cuz that would get old after awhile and I would want to have my friends back. :)

Answer 2

I at first thought " I wouldn't press any of the ""three"" (haha) buttons. I would be too lonely without people" but then I realized I could totally do button number two. I'd just run around talking to all the statues, dancing with them, laughing with them, having my naughty way with them until I was completely barking mad, utterly insane, then I'd press the button again and everyone would come back to life, never realizing that they were statues for a few months or having any idea why I went nuts lightening fast. And then things would be just how they are right now, because I just pressed the button again (:#) and my family is calling someone so I can get some "help".

Answer 3

I would actually refrain from pressing any of the buttons. Even though I could press it twice to undo the effect, I would still know that they would never bring any joy. With the first one, I agree that cats are cute and clean animals, but what about those that wouldn't make it to the litter box? I would also have to feed them eventually because of the meowing driving me nuts. So that button would be pushed again in no time at all. Turning people into statues would be a great thing to grab some quiet time and a display of lifelike art. Unfortunately, I would grow lonely and long to talk to someone since humans are social beings. I would love to turn people into chocolate since I LOVE CHOCOLATE, but I could never bring myself to eat the ones I love, or even my enemies for that matter. As far as turning people into gold; King Midas and his story can pretty much explain that out come. And turning people into bunnies would bring upon horrific results. How? They would breed! They would multiply like...well, bunnies! So in the end, I would never even push any of the buttons, not even to see what happens and then undo it. Call it lack of curiosity or whatever you may, but I think it would bring upon more trouble with people that are hard enough to deal with as it is.

Answer 4

Okay, first I would turn everyone into cats and leave them like that for a couple days, just to get some peace and quiet. And pet them, because I like cats. Then I would change them back, and turn everyone into statues so I could get MORE peace and quiet. Then I would turn everyone into chocolate and EAT some people I don't like. Afterwards I would turn everyone into gold, melt down the rest of the people that I don't like, turn them into coins, change everyone else back, and then use the money to buy stuff and be RICH. Haha!

And of course I would have to make everyone be bunnies for at least 5 minutes, or until one bites me, whichever comes first.

Of course, it doesn't have to be in that order. If one of the buttons was red, I would press that one first, because I like the color red.

Answer 5

i would push all the buttons at once...becasue i like pushing buttons...as for what would happen ..i guess the people would be turned into some kinda of cross breed od cats adn bunnys but they would b statues made up of gold chocolate...and i would have fun because i do do anything to anyone then id get lonely so id switch everyhitng back and tell everyone what happend....but when it was still happenin i would take pictures so they would belive me

Answer 6

First I would turn all the idiots into statues for awhile .
Give us a break.
Then after about 5 days I would turn the idiots in to gold so they
can feel what it is like to have what they can't have. because they are idiots.
After that I would turn the good people into cats and the idiots into bunnies so the cats can chase the bunnies .
Then the idiots would be turned into chocolate , left in the sun to melt.

Answer 7

Gold Cat Statue = Sphinx Gold Bunny Chocolate = Easter Candy Gold Chocolate = Ferrero Rocheir Cat Statue = Cheap Decoration at Halloween Cat Bunny = The NEW hybrid Chocolate Statue = Giant Stomach ache Gold Statue = Decoration in Saddam's Palace GOLD CHOCOLATE CAT-BUNNY STATUE = Really Stupid I would pick the Gold Cat Statue, Revered world-wide as royalty!

Answer 8

turn everyone to chocolate. I could bite any part of them then push the button again and then watch them missing the part I ate. I hope the part I ate doesn't change back too.

Answer 9

All the nuts, and crazy people, enemies, terrorists etc...Would be turned into gold...I would melt them and sell the gold and become rich... I would donate some money too...MAN THAT WOULD BE GREAT!!!!

Answer 10

actually i would just press the easy button!! then i would know which one to choose and what wuld happen afterward!