Ways to bug your teacher?

Answer 1

Do your homework, raise your hand to participate in class discussion, ask insightful questions, compliment them on how brilliant they are, and follow directions perfectly. THe teacher will totally flip out and not know what is going on with you!! And if you really want to be mean.... have the whole class do it at the same time.. you are liable to cause heart failure. :)

And hey... remember there's only a short time until Christmas break....YAY!!!

Answer 2

I am an Entomologist,n How to Bug your teacher???
Bug is the word of .
choice.
Bring in Hissing Cockroaches,. in cages of course.

Or Scorpions, or Other cool bugs. Try bugs that are beneficial to farmers, Lady beetles, Green Lace wings, and Praying Mantis.

There are many web sites that offer Beneficial insects to farmers, Greenhouse growers and home owners.
Also the University of Connecticut has a Beetle that they are producing that eats the Deadly Purple Lustrife plant, Shipped here from Canada at least 30 years ago Schools are invited to help raise the Beetle and release it into the wild to help destroy the Lustrife population.
Hundreds of Legitimate ways to BUG the teacher, Best of Luck, Bugsie, company entomologist!

Answer 3

Super glue on the bottom of the shoe always was funny at our high school. Also if you really want to bug the teacher get a fart machine. It's cheap novelty stores(recorded fart sounds with portable remote). Place the speaker somewhere in the classroom and when the teacher bends down or during a test push the button. And blame the teacher. Is quite funny.

Answer 4

Dropping your book(s) once each time in the class just as the teacher is about to speak for the first time..... Always raise your hand and say I don't understand that can you please explain it in more detail..... Say can you give me an example of that... no matter what it is....always be the one to ask a million questions in class be honest and sincere in your questioning, answers and request..If she hassles you everyone in the class will go to your defense saying he/she was only asking a question or they only stated they didn't understand it and asked for an example or explanation..You see you are always right and the teacher will be POd you keep asking and the teacher has no recourse but to answer you...under the guise you are trying to learn. they hate that when one kid monopolizes the class under that pretext.

Answer 5

Drop your books on the floor, put your feet on you desk, tap your pencil, chew gum loudly, listen to your music and turn it up very high, act like you can't here her when she talks to you, keep arguing with her that you couldn't here her, throw paper airplanes, pass notes, whisper to your friends, whisper a song, crawl under your desk, lean back on your chair, make you shoes squeak on your desk, burp loudly, fart loudly, call people on your cell phone, whistle, slick your tongue, snap you fingers loudly, when you need help on something keep telling her you don't get it, keep asking when recess is, keep asking whats for lunch that day, turn the pages really loud in your textbooks, when you are doing a subject keep tearing paper out of your notebooks to get her very annoyed, if she calls on you to read say you don't know where you are, spell things wrong so she can't ever read them, write very sloppy, get all your assignments in very very late, tell her that your dog ate your homework, tell her she has a mustache or that she really really badly needs to start shaving her legs, tell her to quit her job, tell her or hate her, or that shes so old and wrinkly that she should retire and get a husband to spend some of her lonly life with so she doesn't have to spend it with you and your classmates, remind her how bad people are in the class, tell her that theres bugs on the ceiling and that you can't concentrate, Tell her to get a haircut so her hairs not down to her crack, tell her that she might want to think about dying her hair black or something other than the usual white and gray, tell her shes old, tell her that shes mean and annoying so she gets very very very very mad at everyone and then she'll want to retire from being a teacher, and say answers without raising your hand. Theres load of them!!!!

Answer 6

attempt to answer every question only make sure the answer you give is incorrect. Also tell personal stories that "relate" to the subject matter.

Answer 7

ask to go to the washroom adn dont come back for a long time lol or get everyone in the class to drop your pencil at a certian time hah its funny after...

Answer 8

Cracking your gum

Answer 9

site "Yahoo Answers" in your bibliography!

Answer 10

tapping ur pencil seems to work a lot