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2006-12-11 12:09:19 · 13 answers · asked by Skanky McSkankypants 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
he is actually a secret agent. He has mini elf's as his back up. He is very perv. due to his appearance in the Jerry springer show. "The Santa edition" He was kissing someones mom, and it was all caught on tape. he also went to my space, and was trying to meet someone face-to-face BUT got caught by dateline. He then went to jail for one hour, and he had an excuse which was deliver the "toys". Those toys are actually Dildos only for women. Such a perv. Santa! BAD Santa. he then became famous. and ta-da. the end of Santa =(
2006-12-11 12:14:40 · answer #1 · answered by jennifer g 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Santa's no perve... I think Santa Is a kind hearted giving fella.
2006-12-11 20:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course santa is a kind hearted fella, i would know.
2006-12-11 20:14:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
evil house sneaking perv! :o watch out! santa the evil house sneaking perv is comming to town!
2006-12-11 20:11:54 · answer #4 · answered by BlackHearted 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa- the gift that keeps on giving.
2006-12-11 20:12:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
More like non existent fat bastard
he can go suck a non excistent D***
edit: that's what spell check wanted so I just gave in to non existent
2006-12-11 20:12:00 · answer #6 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kind hearted giving fella, he's just their for mom's cookies!!! :P
2006-12-11 20:12:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa is cool.
2006-12-11 20:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by jare bare 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Creepy CIA spook..
2006-12-11 20:11:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
he's a thug...always stealin' cookies and milk...
2006-12-11 20:14:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋