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One of life's greatest unanswerable questions!

2006-12-11 12:06:55 · 7 answers · asked by chief 1 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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Well, if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood, he would be unstoppable. But considering the question says IF he could, that implies he can't naturally do so. So it's like saying, "How many boulders could a man lift IF he had the strength of Hercules?" Did I think too much again? ;)

2006-12-11 13:27:01 · answer #1 · answered by Teresa 5 · 2 0

1

2006-12-11 12:14:13 · answer #2 · answered by James B 2 · 0 0

A wood chuck would Chuck Norris.

2006-12-11 12:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by DK 2 · 0 0

As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. What else.

2006-12-11 12:16:27 · answer #4 · answered by redhotboxsoxfan 6 · 0 0

Fourty-two.

2006-12-11 15:31:12 · answer #5 · answered by Max 2 · 2 0

About as much mo as a moped could mo if a moped could ped mo

2006-12-11 13:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by nana 3 · 0 0

Enough to make you stop asking stupid questions!

2006-12-11 12:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by wha 2 · 0 0

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