Joke: Johnny's Scared?

Question

The Priest noticed Little Johnny one Sunday staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the Church. It was covered with names, and small flags were mounted on either side of it.
The seven year old had been staring at it for some time, so the Priest walked up, stood beside him, and said quietly, "Good morning, Johnny".
"Good morning, Father," replied the boy, still focused on the plaque. " Father, what is this"?
"Well, Johnny, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service".
Soberly, they stood together, gazing at the large plaque
Little Johnny's voice was barely audible when he asked, 'which service,Father, the 9:45 or the 11:15"?

This should have went to Jokes and Riddles. I apologize.

Answer 1

that's pretty good

Answer 2

Neat I don't want to go to that mass!

Answer 3

ROTFL