so everyone, what comes to mind when i say kids say the darnest things?
what is the darnest thing you have ever heard a child say?
a nice day to you all =)
2006-12-11 11:33:42 · 12 answers · asked by §èxÿtà mmý ® 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When my son was 4 I thought it would be ok to take him bra shopping with me still. I was dead wrong. I am a very small woman really needing only a 34 A. He pulled a Double J off the rack, put it on his head, ran up to me, and yelled at the top of his lungs "BOY MOM, THIS WOULD NEVER FIT YOU!!!!"
We weren't the only ones in this department of the store at the time and we got a lot of laughs.
I, however, could have died of embarrassment!1
2006-12-11 11:38:06 · answer #1 · answered by sixcannonballs 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is 4. This year I threaten to call Santa Claus if she does not behave herself. The other night I was trying to get her to go to sleep and she kept jumping around in the bed. I said, Lily, if you do not go to sleep I AM calling Santa Claus! She was quiet for a moment then looked at me and said, "I'm calling your mom".
**Best laugh I had all day. :o)
2006-12-11 11:39:51 · answer #2 · answered by hazelblue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-23 07:03:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while walking my 4 1/2 yr old to school this am she told me she doesnt like mondays and when i asked why she sais because its a long time till friday
2006-12-11 11:37:00 · answer #4 · answered by charmel5496 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think of bill cosby when u say that.
the drandest thing a kid has said to me is "Mistuh, you stink like my baby sister after she makes brown stuff in his diaper".
those are exact words and its completely true it was 1 year ago at the fair.
2006-12-11 11:36:19 · answer #5 · answered by Mental Patient 29 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think o Bill Cosby's show. It was fun.
The latest funniest thing i heard to come out of 1'5 year old girl. Her mom was asking her:"what is the magic word, honey (thank you)?". She answered: "NOW!"
I died of laughter!
2006-12-11 11:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by tanyasiv 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
movies come to mind
well when i was younger there was this commercial that said "its time to tell ur kids about se.x and drugs" so when my dad and mom where having a party, i ran into the room and a yelled "mommy whats sex and drugs?"
lol
2006-12-11 11:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The president sits around all day and count money, ajajaja I laughed all day, lol.
2006-12-11 11:35:54 · answer #8 · answered by rogue_roque 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i love this question!
my sister had a baby, right when he was delivered my five year old neice did not like him
she wanted a girl so she tells my sister "i don't like him..take him back and get me a sister mommy"
everyone laughed!
:-)
good question! thumbs up!
2006-12-11 12:37:44 · answer #9 · answered by Scarlett 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I remember singer Jo Jo being on that show as a kid.
2006-12-11 12:16:47 · answer #10 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋