This is fantasy face-off round one! A band of orcs meet a bunch of pirates in pitched battle, who wins and why?
2006-12-11 11:25:38 · 9 answers · asked by Buzzard 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Orcs have axes.
Pirates have swords.
EQUAL
Orcs are ugly.
Pirates are ugly.
EQUAL
Orcs go 'RAAAAA'
Pirates go 'ARRRHHHH'
EQUAL.
Orcs like booze.
Pirates like booze.
EQUAL
Orcs have two eyes.
Pirates have a patch
ORC WINS
but it could easily be a draw.
2006-12-11 11:31:18 · answer #1 · answered by demnity 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Orcs for sure. Pirates tend to prey on the weaker opponents and they're not warriors. Orcs on the other hands are killers and they're just too means.
2006-12-11 20:51:54 · answer #2 · answered by Ted B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are the Orcs pirates?
Are the pirates Dwarves?
I mean, you've got to be a little more specific!
2006-12-11 22:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by raxivar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm fairly certain that the orcs would definately "clean" up the battlefeild and the pirates would be lunch afterwards.
2006-12-11 19:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No-one would win. Orcs can be pirates, and they would not fight each other. Instead they would come round your house. gang rape you, and cut your your genitals off and sell you into slavery!!
welcome to the world of the pirate orc!!
2006-12-12 11:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Assuming that both teams have boats and evenly matched technology, I say orcs. More hit points.
2006-12-11 20:50:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A draw... the blood lust and fury of the fight would last for a few minutes, and then they'd tire out (depending on equal fitness levels). And there would be grunts and ayes, and then they'd crack out some ale, share a joke or two until someone spills someone elses beer. Then the fighting would start up again...
2006-12-11 19:29:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pirates without a doubt
2006-12-11 19:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red Flashing Lights. They're never good. Cops have red flashing lights. Fire Alarms have red flashing lights. And my (relatively) new Xbox360 has red flashing lights!
2006-12-11 19:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋