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I've peed beside the road and I've cut bread with a dull knife. Either one is good, although a whole loaf goes bad less quickly than a sliced one. (Besides, in a two holer outhouse there are no seats except that nice cut out one...but I like my nice clean seat at home!!) I can cut my own bread...so I guess it's a toilet seat.

2006-12-11 11:00:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 1 0

An old piece of sliced bread can make a small emergency toilet seat, if you really need one.

You cant eat a toilet seat.

2006-12-11 18:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by Vince M 7 · 1 0

maybe the toilet seat is the best invention since sliced bread and are equal in their importance....
.... I suppose if you didn't have a toilet seat you could line your toilet bowl with bread......

2006-12-11 18:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by tapping toes 5 · 0 0

I have to go with the toilet seat...I can live without bread, sliced or otherwise, but when nature calls...

2006-12-11 18:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by N0_white_flag 5 · 1 0

sliced bread wasnt an invention...not really, it was an alteration of a creation of grain products...a toilet seat protects us and is probably more benificary than sliced bread...besides not all bread is sliced...but all toilets have toilet seats...(ever noticed)...so yea, the toilet seat

peace

fuzzy...

2006-12-11 19:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by fuzzy19 3 · 0 0

Toilet seat. You could slice bread with a knife.

2006-12-11 18:58:16 · answer #6 · answered by flip4449 5 · 1 0

Definitely the toilet seat, all that gross stuff underneath it - yuck! Sliced bread - come on - anybody can slice bread! If you have a breadmaker you do that yourself.

2006-12-11 18:57:18 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

toilet seat. I can bake bread and slice it.

2006-12-11 18:58:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sliced bread, my dear. It came before the seat belt, and I need my toast now.

2006-12-11 21:13:14 · answer #9 · answered by Benvenuto 7 · 0 0

omg sooo toilet seat..duuh! i can do without sliced bread because french bread taste better anyway, but to do without a toilet and have to crouch in the woods, or sit over that gross wooden hole in the out house...EWWWWW!

thank god for the toilet!!!!AAAAAmen!!

2006-12-11 18:58:40 · answer #10 · answered by april 1 · 1 0

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