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how long until you would be dead

2006-12-11 10:07:55 · 36 answers · asked by slaphappypimp 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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lol not long...i do it like everday now...


Look at all the thumbs up and down...AT LEAST I AM HONEST!

2006-12-11 10:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 18 8

If you want an answer to that question, then I guess you will have to masturbate and masturbate and masturbate until you sweat and sweat and sweat. Don't sleep! Keep on pulling and pulling and sweat and sweat and sweat. Don't sleep now!!! Keep tugging ang tugging and tugging and eventually...

You will die in 4 days of drinking no water and your body would also of lost water due to serious sweating. Or you might drown in your livingroom as your lungs and brain wouldn't be able to find oxygen as your head will be under 6 foot of sp*nk!

I hope this helps!

A great way to kill yourself too! Good luck!

2006-12-11 10:14:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

According to my calculations, I should've been dead 6-1/2 years ago.

2006-12-11 10:11:52 · answer #3 · answered by 21st Century Scrooge 3 · 1 1

About 30 minutes ago

2006-12-11 10:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by nbalesteri 2 · 2 0

If it did there would be a whole lotta dead people out there with smiles on their faces let me tell ya!

2006-12-11 10:10:34 · answer #5 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0 1

i would have been dead at age 12.

2006-12-11 10:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 1 1

20 yrs, 16 days, 18 hrs, and 10/11/12...

2006-12-11 10:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by Paintspinner37 3 · 0 1

I have under 4 hours at this point. Can't I just touch it a little? LOL

2006-12-11 10:10:34 · answer #8 · answered by Master Kenobi 4 · 1 1

I would have been dead along time ago.

2006-12-11 10:09:40 · answer #9 · answered by tacohombre13 1 · 0 1

I wouldn't have been born, and my momma probably wouldn't, or my grandma and so on! Masturbation has existed for centuries my friend!



Krazy Libra

2006-12-11 10:10:43 · answer #10 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 1 2

a long time ago, about a million times over.

2006-12-11 10:10:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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