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2006-12-11 09:43:18 · 27 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Well I have been in prison five years ago. I did this dance while I happen to be working in the kitchens at the time. I was dancing to 'Wake Me UP' by Wham.

Unfortunately, this guy thought I was trying to come out and so he attacked me in the showers the following day. I was screaming 'I love my wife you madman!!!' Get off I love my wife!!!'. He thought I was talking dirty and things got worse.

To cut a long story short, when I left prison, I met my lovely wife at the gates and went home. I smashed all my 'Wham' LP's and threw them in the bin.

The next time I ever hear a George Michael song on the radio, I switch it off and talk about football and rugby to my wife until she screams: "I know you're straight!!! I know you're straight!!! Now behave darling as we have people around trying to buy the house and they can hear you as they are looking at the new bathroom upstairs.

I hope this might help!

2006-12-11 09:52:55 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 2 0

If you are doing a slow romantic dance with another man then that might be kinda gay...either that or he is teaching you to dance for your girly on the outside...other than that I just say shake a tail feather baby who cares what it looks like!

2006-12-11 17:52:05 · answer #2 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0 0

im not sure, i have never been in prison, but i wouldnt care if someone danced in the kitchen in prison. are you in prison? i hope not, not a nice place to be. take care and merry christmas.

2006-12-11 17:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by chrystal 4 · 0 0

Only if your boyfriend has his hand on your a$$ when you do it. If u don't have aa boyfriend try this in prison and u will have one soon. Whether u like it or not.

2006-12-11 17:46:46 · answer #4 · answered by jgpurvis1 2 · 0 0

No there is nothing wrong with dancing (or being gay for that matter).

2006-12-11 17:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by CHERYL 4 · 0 0

Only if you wear nothing but an apron and sing into a wooden spoon..but if the spoon is metal I think your pretty safe.

2006-12-11 17:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by B G 2 · 0 0

only if ur not dancing with a girl, and worse still if your dancing with a guy!

2006-12-11 17:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Depends who's ***** you are!

And how well you dance. Lap dance anyone?

2006-12-11 17:47:25 · answer #8 · answered by luckycat 5 · 0 0

Only if you're a guy dancing with a guy...

2006-12-11 17:45:08 · answer #9 · answered by lightbringer92 1 · 0 0

Only if you are doing it with the mop or broom.

2006-12-11 17:45:23 · answer #10 · answered by Princess Buni 3 · 1 0

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