Well I have been in prison five years ago. I did this dance while I happen to be working in the kitchens at the time. I was dancing to 'Wake Me UP' by Wham.
Unfortunately, this guy thought I was trying to come out and so he attacked me in the showers the following day. I was screaming 'I love my wife you madman!!!' Get off I love my wife!!!'. He thought I was talking dirty and things got worse.
To cut a long story short, when I left prison, I met my lovely wife at the gates and went home. I smashed all my 'Wham' LP's and threw them in the bin.
The next time I ever hear a George Michael song on the radio, I switch it off and talk about football and rugby to my wife until she screams: "I know you're straight!!! I know you're straight!!! Now behave darling as we have people around trying to buy the house and they can hear you as they are looking at the new bathroom upstairs.
I hope this might help!
2006-12-11 09:52:55
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answered by ? 3
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If you are doing a slow romantic dance with another man then that might be kinda gay...either that or he is teaching you to dance for your girly on the outside...other than that I just say shake a tail feather baby who cares what it looks like!
2006-12-11 17:52:05
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answered by tigerlily_catmom 7
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im not sure, i have never been in prison, but i wouldnt care if someone danced in the kitchen in prison. are you in prison? i hope not, not a nice place to be. take care and merry christmas.
2006-12-11 17:47:30
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answered by chrystal 4
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Only if your boyfriend has his hand on your a$$ when you do it. If u don't have aa boyfriend try this in prison and u will have one soon. Whether u like it or not.
2006-12-11 17:46:46
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answered by jgpurvis1 2
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No there is nothing wrong with dancing (or being gay for that matter).
2006-12-11 17:59:49
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answered by CHERYL 4
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Only if you wear nothing but an apron and sing into a wooden spoon..but if the spoon is metal I think your pretty safe.
2006-12-11 17:50:52
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answered by B G 2
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only if ur not dancing with a girl, and worse still if your dancing with a guy!
2006-12-11 17:47:56
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answered by Anonymous
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Depends who's ***** you are!
And how well you dance. Lap dance anyone?
2006-12-11 17:47:25
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answered by luckycat 5
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Only if you're a guy dancing with a guy...
2006-12-11 17:45:08
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answered by lightbringer92 1
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Only if you are doing it with the mop or broom.
2006-12-11 17:45:23
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answered by Princess Buni 3
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