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My mother-in-law in the bath, don`t want to see that again

2006-12-11 09:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Once i put my head out of the water and saw this guy with no teeth, cross eyed dribbling all over with a David Hasselhoff fan Tshirt on. He got so scared he almost fell in the water. As for me, i got so scared i had to stop working. in fact i was so scared, i had therapy for 2 month. After he left, i took of my pink dolphin suit and walked to the bar to tell my (tourist generators) mates of my encounter!!
They did not believe me!!!

Just kidding. The dolphin you saw are called Boto. They only live in fresh water.
Mythology:
In a traditional Amazon River myth, at night a Boto becomes a handsome young man who seduces girls, impregnates them, then returns to the river in the morning to become a Boto again. This dolphin shapeshifter is called an encantado. It is said that there are hundreds of people today whose birth certificates have the Boto listed as the father. It has been suggested that the myth arose partly because dolphin genitalia bear a resemblance to that of humans.

2006-12-13 06:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by Maka 3 · 0 0

I was surprised because the neighbour downstairs is well dressed and has a cleaner come in on alternate days of the week..a sweet plumb dirty rat scurrying out of her open doorway last week. Also in our posh posh area, suited and booted city type fishing out newspaper for re-use from the local dustbin down the road at 6.31 am yesterday, I was considering doing that to economise but now I'd be copying..

2006-12-14 18:40:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I once had the misfortune to be directed through an office full of women. Some of them were working. Now, that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

2006-12-11 10:19:38 · answer #4 · answered by Missing Link 3 · 0 0

I have seen some pretty weird costumes at a science fiction convention including the Devil from Bald Mountain with a 40 ft wingspan.

2006-12-11 09:48:02 · answer #5 · answered by redunicorn 7 · 1 0

A boy leading a large horse on a piece of rope along the very long corridor of Penlan School in Swansea in 1996. When asked why he had brought the horse inside, he answered 'Because it'll be stolen if I leave it outside.' It made a kind of sense to me!

2006-12-11 09:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not a direct answer to your question, but I remember my daughter doing a school project on Amazonia and the pink dolphins were one of the things that she concentrated on.

2006-12-11 09:49:47 · answer #7 · answered by dunfie 2 · 0 0

Rusty red seals off the east coast of England.

2006-12-15 09:38:25 · answer #8 · answered by Sam 4 · 0 0

Have to agree with buddy on that one!!!

oh, i did have a (foolish) ecstasy hallucination where i saw loads of blue and purple djs spinning records on their fingers over an over and over and... It was just like that rewind (bo selecta) video... wierd.

2006-12-11 09:50:16 · answer #9 · answered by ♫ ♥green heather butterfly♥ ♫ 4 · 0 0

blue sheep in a field and a bull tied up next door in a large front garden of a house!! i avnt smoked since!!

2006-12-11 09:51:45 · answer #10 · answered by foggy 2 · 1 0

A sober scotsman talking to an intelligent american and a moderate muslim who was not at any time offended.

2006-12-12 04:26:18 · answer #11 · answered by John H 3 · 0 0

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