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2006-12-11 09:38:36 · 16 answers · asked by Bobby D 1 in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

16 answers

Hopefully he will be alone in the white house and not starting another war.

2006-12-11 09:41:00 · answer #1 · answered by MommaSchmitt 4 · 0 2

Satan?
Well he sends Santa a letter and tells him what he wants. Odds are he will get everything on his list.
And he goes and gets his family and friends Christmas gifts. I never read anywhere where or why he would not celebrate Christmas. Christ! Jesus keeps him in business. He most likely has a great Christmas party for his employees. Turkey/Ham or Prime Rib Dinner. I would say Ham or Prime Rib, jews don't eat pork but I am not sure if he is jewsih or not. Maybe it is Prime Rib... well done. After the new year its back to business with all that evil stuff he is good at.

2006-12-11 09:53:52 · answer #2 · answered by Harry Merkin 4 · 1 0

He sneaks around behind Santa on Christmas and tears open the corners of the presents he leaves behind.

2006-12-11 09:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by Richard J 4 · 0 0

He's busy trying to depress people. But all we have to do is go out and help someone and the devil flees.

2006-12-11 09:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Probably works for ad agencies designing the ads that make people feel that they need to buy Christmas presents for everyone they ever met.

2006-12-11 09:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Enjoys watching all the people rush about buying and recieving things and either forgetting why, or giving a negligible acknowledgement of Jesus at prayer time over the meal.

2006-12-11 09:46:39 · answer #6 · answered by G's Random Thoughts 5 · 1 1

Parties Dude!!

2006-12-11 09:40:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think he'd be using this time to look for divorced women at the local bar.

2006-12-11 09:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by DA 5 · 1 0

My mother-in-law join us for Christmas dinner every year, why do you ask?

2006-12-11 09:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

sit in a cave in afganistan and hate america while blowing a goat

2006-12-11 09:44:19 · answer #10 · answered by onecoolrigger 2 · 0 0

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