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i haven't been able to find a release date and the title hasn't been released yet either as far as i can find. wikipedia.org says she is shooting for a summer 2007 release date. but since the 5th movie is going to come out on july 13th.... it doesn't seem likely that the book will come out within a few months of that.

2006-12-11 09:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by somebody's a mom!! 7 · 0 0

harry potter and the zionist occupied government

co-authored by JK Rowlings and Hutton Gibson, this latest Potter outing is rife with political lessons for these dangerous times...

Double entry, toil and trouble
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When Harry unexpectedly excels in his wizard accounting course taught by Gringot's goblins, he discovers that his late father was Jewish. The action and intrigue really get rolling after he is approached by the ministry of magic to infiltrate the Learned Elders of Zion as they convene to revise their protocols. Dumbledor convinces Harry to undertake the mission, but he must first undergo Hebrew naming, ritual immersion (mikvah) and circumcision. Circumcision occurs in a strangely erotic passage featuring a scantily clad Professor MacGonigle. He is then nursed back to health in a less strange but more erotic passage featuring an unclad Hermione, which dovetails rather stimulatingly into the mikvah scene. (Ordinarily, I can't put these books down, but at this point I found I had to take a bit of a break, followed by a cigarette and a quick nap. And I don't smoke.)

Torn between his fierce loyalty to his departed ancestors and his right-thinking desire to see all of the nefarious ways of international jewry exposed, Harry faces an internal conflict more dramatic than a quidditch match. Which way will his passions lead him? Does he save the world from the clutches of the Mensch? Or is he corrupted by a steady diet of Manischewitz, smoked salmon and unleavened bread? I won't spoil it for you, but perhaps you can figure it out from the title of the next installment, Herschel Pottstein and the Trilateralist Conspiracy.

Enjoy!

2006-12-11 17:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by Paul S 3 · 0 0

We do not have a date or name for the last book yet..rumor says the date will be 7/7/07...

2006-12-11 17:34:09 · answer #3 · answered by MELONIE T 3 · 0 1

HP and the Half blood Prince

2006-12-11 17:32:56 · answer #4 · answered by treehuggingbeastboy 3 · 0 2

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