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2006-12-11 09:05:17 · 17 answers · asked by llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 1 in Education & Reference Trivia

17 answers

I think they are on aisle 6 at Wal-Mart right next to the office supplies.

2006-12-11 09:25:44 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Buni 3 · 0 1

The baby store. The doctor calls mommy and she goes with him to the baby store that is in the hospital. They pick out a baby and then daddy has to rush over and help mommy to bring the baby home.

2006-12-11 16:10:52 · answer #2 · answered by Me2 5 · 0 0

There was a father who was always honest with his young son, so one day they were out for a walk and saw two dogs. "Daddy! What's that dog doing to the other dog?!" The father answered, "Why, they're making a puppy." This satisfied the fascinated little boy. Later that night he wandered in to his parents' bedroom. "Daddy! What are you doing to Mommy?!" His father answered, "We're making a baby." The son looked disappointed and then said, "Can't you get Mommy to roll over? I want a puppy!"

2006-12-11 10:21:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Dumbie! Everybody knows that!

Mummy and Daddy get together and decide they want a baby.

Then the stork brings one and puts it under a cabbage, rhubarb, or thistle plant for them to find!

(Mummy and Daddy celebrate the memory of their hunt to see which plant their baby was under by hiding eggs - a symbol of babies - at Easter time for the children to look for, part of their sex education so they know what to do when they grow up!)

2006-12-11 09:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The Sears Roebuck catalog. My parents had to decide between getting me or a new lawn mower.

2006-12-11 09:12:50 · answer #5 · answered by redrancherogirl 4 · 2 0

Babies come from the hospital.

2006-12-11 10:50:55 · answer #6 · answered by steph-o 1 · 0 0

I got mine at a KMart Blue Light Special

2006-12-11 09:40:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

they come from the soil.
when they live in the soil, they eat roots of plants in the winter and take nutrients from the soil and snack on bugs and insects in the summer
they live in the garden and until they are ready to come out, they eat the plants and sit on the mailbox naked.

2006-12-11 11:42:40 · answer #8 · answered by Lithium 2 · 0 1

From the cabbage patch, of course. Go ask your mother.

2006-12-11 12:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by c4sgurl 3 · 0 0

Stork? I thought cabbage leaves brought them.

2006-12-11 09:10:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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