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2006-12-11 08:49:05 · 31 answers · asked by benbun 3 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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Well, speaking as a robot, I'd be like "Must kill all humans, er, zombies, must kill all human zombies..."

2006-12-11 14:30:33 · answer #1 · answered by Bender 6 · 9 0

I'm not that tough... they'd probably get me... and I couldn't stand the torment of being the only human left... so, maybe suicide would be my best option? Maybe I'd do myself in and cheat the zombie hordes of the flesh of the last free human...

Otherwise, it'd be life on the run, living in fear all the time... they'd get me in no time I think, I'd never make it...

2006-12-11 11:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by Buzzard 7 · 0 0

i might in simple terms walk as much as my ultimate chum and be like 'why are you a zombie?' likely she will attempt to attack me then im going to attempt to run away yet i will trip over a speaking pig and hit my head on an ant and die she could be giggling at how unlucky i'm;)

2016-10-05 04:43:23 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 4 · 0 0

I live in New York, so I would steal a bunch of food, then go to a big building take the elevator to the top. if they climbed up I would go to the elevator to go down and press the stop button and wait untill i have no more food.

2006-12-11 09:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Difficult to answer due to zombies not being real. But, if that was the case then I would probably go postal :)

Hey I might even enjoy it lol :)

2006-12-11 08:57:47 · answer #5 · answered by Longjohn 4 · 0 0

What do you mean "IF"? Have been fighting them for years, they have control of all local and central government offices, and most TV and radio stations. They look like us, but if you listen closely you discover that they speak a language that is designed to entice and brainwash the unwary.

2006-12-11 09:27:04 · answer #6 · answered by ED SNOW 6 · 1 0

I'd figure I'm gonna die anyway so I'd take my sword, head outside and kill as many as I could. I'd probably die but at least if anyone that wasn't human ever knew they would know that the last human went down as a warrior with honor.

2006-12-11 21:28:36 · answer #7 · answered by Joshua 2 · 0 0

Attend Roman Catholic Mass with them on Sunday Mornings!

2006-12-11 10:46:32 · answer #8 · answered by John Trent 5 · 1 0

head for them thar hills. become a mountain man. i could go on for hours about this subject. it also depends on what kind of zombies and their capabilities. check out 'the zombie survival guide' by max brooks. i have a plan mapped out with friends and "safe meet me" locations. i got it all planned out . i think about it every day.

2006-12-11 11:20:04 · answer #9 · answered by lucifer h. christ 1 · 0 0

If I was the only human left on the planet, then I suppose I'd be pretty much doomed!! I'd definitely try and take as many of the undead f**kers with me though!!

2006-12-11 23:31:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i would steal cars so i could get from one place to another and so i can knock zombies over cos they r slow also make my own house so they cant get me with electric fences. i would rob all the shop i wont need money.

2006-12-11 09:01:41 · answer #11 · answered by shell 5 · 0 0

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