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problem is one of them lives with me so it aint gunna be that easy

2006-12-11 08:40:57 · 33 answers · asked by bow 3 in Family & Relationships Friends

33 answers

half a pint of guiness followed by half a pint of lager...wait till they mix in the stomach...when ready FART....used to know a bloke who could clear a whole pub with one FOUL fart...using this concoction

2006-12-11 08:45:04 · answer #1 · answered by Bluefurball 3 · 0 0

Tell them that the local pub has a competition, that anyone who can recite the whole of 'The boy stood on the burning deck...' when asked what they'd like to drink, gets free drinks on the house all night. That way, you get the lazy sods out the house and have a good laugh at their expense???

2006-12-11 08:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by Avon 7 · 1 0

Love this question I've got a big smile on me face at least the one that lives with you ain't sleeping and doing stinky farts like my over grown hubby is doing he stinks so if you do get a good answer how to get rid let me no please because my hubby is stinking
respect
shaz

2006-12-12 05:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by sharon B 4 · 0 0

If you weren't shacking up in the first place, you wouldn't have this problem. Get a backbone and get a life. Where were you when brains were passed out ? God Help Us ! Are these our future leaders ?

2006-12-11 09:08:37 · answer #4 · answered by Jill ❤'s U.S.A 7 · 0 0

Just explain to them that the experiment is over.
And as much as you wish to carry on your care in the community work, there are other people who need you more.

2006-12-11 08:45:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Just scream and cry if they are guys,.....they will run from crying / scream girl.

Or just walk and pour a glass of water on the floor. Look them died in the eye and say why did you pee on my floor.

Or... egg them

2006-12-11 08:50:20 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0 0

its no big deal friend!just walk up to the idiots and speak reasons to them why you dont need them,but if they still refuse to leave then you raise alarm and call the police for your safety.

2006-12-11 08:57:37 · answer #7 · answered by fidel 1 · 0 0

Spray them with a water bottle and see what they do. If it doesn't work, call an exterminator.

2006-12-11 08:44:36 · answer #8 · answered by bestgurl 2 · 0 0

Poke them! Or give them money to go the pub!

2006-12-11 10:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by Jo H 2 · 0 0

tell them that you have become a black-belt in the past 10 min. then they will get scared and run!! lol

2006-12-11 08:46:44 · answer #10 · answered by Here I come I am cinnamon 4 · 0 0

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