in case he gets shot for illegal entry ? After all, technically he is breaking and entering !!!
2006-12-11 08:31:45 · 16 answers · asked by cavinue 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Well if he entered a liberal home they'd try to sell Santa drugs and if he didn't buy any they'd mug him and take his stash of toys.
Then leave him for dead after they OD'd him and poored liquor all over him in his slay, and then when the wreck of his slay hits the news of his death it will have been recorded as death by DUI flying.
2006-12-11 08:35:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
No, he's a liberal. He would visit the houses of the harmful if his position replaced into depending on votes, in which case he would furnish eco-friendly playing cards to illegals too. i'm particular that he would probable get some votes by telling those that if a Republican Santa is elected there will be no extra abortions or Social protection.
2016-11-25 21:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by wygant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well without proper and equal representation from all those organized groups who celebrate the holiday season Santa himself would not be able to step foot on a Democrat's porch.
(Actually no Democrat likes Santa. Think about how much he is contributing to global warming having his work shop located at the heart of the issue right in the middle of the north pole. How much Co2 is he churning out?)
2006-12-11 08:39:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
He's only afraid because he'd have to endure watching "Barneys Christmas at the White House" Special again and again and there is only SO much a man can take.
2006-12-11 08:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by Faux News 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
On the plus side, if he falls down a liberal's chiminy and breaks a bone, he can sue them for his injuries and mental anguish. Or hey, he could get the ACLU to support him in law suits forcing people to have wider chimneys that support the "horizontally challenged" people such as himself.
2006-12-11 08:36:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Santa can't get in the U.S. this year, he would not agree to let them search his sleigh. Mumbled something about the @#$hi Patriot Act.
2006-12-11 08:51:20 · answer #6 · answered by edubya 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I wonder if Santa delivers welfare checks to Democrats on Christmas eve.
If so, do we tax payers get a month off?
2006-12-11 08:36:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
No he isn't afraid because he is a republican too. He is afraid of going into Democrats homes, because he will be Taxed to death in order to prop up every free loading social welfare program they come up with.
2006-12-11 08:34:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Since they are on the naughty list, they probably won't be getting a visit from Santa.
2006-12-11 08:35:17 · answer #9 · answered by txwebber 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
being that he's a fictional character, i think he'll be alright... but if you came down the chimney that would be another story.
2006-12-11 08:40:52 · answer #10 · answered by TJ815 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋