2006-12-11 07:50:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
LOL. You can get him a box of Fingercots...they look like condoms but are made to put over a bandage on your finger. My boss said it looked like they were for Pygmies
2006-12-11 07:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan's mom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you know him extremely well and know for sure he'd find this funny, yes. Otherwise, no.
Condoms imply casual sex, which goes against the Christmas spirit and the idea of Whose birthday we're celebrating. Also, condoms are too personal.
Maybe you can get him a Matchbox or Hot Wheels Humvee, if such a thing exists. Or, the opposite: a Matchbox or Hot Wheels Volkswagen.
Or a gift certificate to his favorite gas station.
2006-12-11 08:11:38 · answer #2 · answered by MNL_1221 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no, you need a cool innovative yet inexpensive item for this guy.....poker is hip and cool right now....check out pokerpadZ.com and they have a 2 for 1 deal going on....you could end up giving him the best gift ever with only spending $12 plus have another gift to give somebody else or keep for your self......
condoms are more expensive than that, although the surprise factor may be cool with your suggestion.....
good luck...
2006-12-11 13:15:28 · answer #3 · answered by wptinsider 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do not imagine agencies like Trojan sells 'extra-small' condoms. maximum adult males will be too embarrassed to purchase them, a lot less ask for them on the interior of sight 7-11. even with the undeniable fact that, you need to get a touch kit of balloons, re-kit them in a condom container and supplies you them to him for Christmas. i'm particular he receives the message.
2016-11-25 21:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd consult his wife first. She may prefer you get the assorted size multi-pack for those "long" nights when hubby is on the road.
2006-12-11 22:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the perfect gift to me!
2006-12-11 07:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by DC 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That would be funny only if you know him though...he may take it the wrong way and then it backfire on you and you get in trouble for sexual harassment.
2006-12-11 08:01:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no, get him a dildo cuz if he's driving that chances are he doesn't have anything to speak of in the stick shift department
2006-12-11 08:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by Rowdy's Mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your name suits you, no, because apparently you think he's tryng to overcompensate for a short-coming or are you just projecting something that you are imagining? because women do drive large vehicles to and since I do live in the Lone Star State (Texas in case you didn't know) women drive SUVs and pickup trucks, so I hope are just imagining something because what are women who drive pickups and large SUVs trying to overcompensate for because I wasn't compenstating for anything when I drove my daddy's quarter ton pickup truck!
2006-12-11 08:03:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Give em some mint flavored ones.
2006-12-11 07:54:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋