at monopoly.
Should i bring them 1 or 2 bottles of wine home???
The mother out law gets drunk on 2 glasses but the wife can
drink for England..
2006-12-11 06:59:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
definately 2 or more. Get some for yourself too. You did win the monopoly at least!! ENJOY the evening!! If your mother in law drinks enough she may go to sleep and its a quiet night for all!!
He HE.
2006-12-11 07:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The answer is always 2. Would you rather have one beer or two? Two. Would you rather have one dollar or two? Two. Would you rather have a unicycle or a bicycle? Bi. Even if the bottles are the 1.5 liter bottles, you aways get two. If the motherin law is a light weight she'l get drunk and pass out, then you and your wife can have a bit more fun...wink, wink, nudge, nudge. For even more fun try drawing a handlebar mustach on your mother in laws face after she passes out. Then claim to have no idea how it got there the next day. Have Fun!!!
2006-12-11 15:07:04 · answer #2 · answered by TerreriX652 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 for the wife and 1 for the mother........that way when the mother is passed out the wife will still have some to watch tv with!
2006-12-11 15:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by Charlotte F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, glad you add that tidbit about the game changed my answer a great deal. Out is the safer & quieter place so I assume they are PO'd. Come back very quietly, make sure they have forgiven you. Good Luck! I assume they didn't accidently spill the board & abort your win. Many women have been know to use that technique. Dangerous lot they are.
2006-12-11 15:08:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
Bring 2 bottles.
With two bottles, there's a bigger chance your wife will get drunk, then you'll have better chance on beating them again.
2006-12-11 15:11:40 · answer #5 · answered by Taran 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take them to the pub too. Either that or it might have to be 3 bottles.
2006-12-11 15:04:03 · answer #6 · answered by thecat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say bring them 2. Your wife can finish what your m-i-l doesn't.
2006-12-11 15:02:03 · answer #7 · answered by mayihelpyou 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your funny.....bring 2 bottles one for each lady. What one doesn't finish the other can have. lol
2006-12-11 15:02:19 · answer #8 · answered by nemitta24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the libary instead and get a book on the game of monoply and then ye can all go to the pub when ye'r all losers lol
2006-12-11 15:06:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice. One should suffice, but if your intent is to get your wife drunk, then you might want to go with two.
2006-12-11 15:03:55 · answer #10 · answered by Legs0891 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋