Dophins can be good pet because they can help you with your homework
2006-12-11 06:24:19 · 13 answers · asked by Chika N 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
dolphins are horrible gossips and they will try to steal your girlfriend. they are not to be trusted.
2006-12-11 06:59:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dolphins, Daelfins, Dalphins, and finally, Dollfins are all great pets. They can solve highly complex multivariable calculus equations and can also make a mean mustard, cheese, and pickle sandwiches. Be careful though, they tend to splash in the bathtub and get water everywhere...if not treated properly and quickly, this leads to rot in your house. It's also terrible, because the gnomes are attracted to rot and will move in. Gnomes will eat your soul...
2006-12-11 14:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by xxx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if i could i would have a dolphin as a pet but i don't have no where to put one. I love dolphins i collect a lot of dolphin stuff. And i have never heard of them attacking.
2006-12-12 16:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they are not good pets. Taking them out of their environment and confining them to a tank is just cruel. They are family-oriented animals... how would you like it someone took you away from your family and stuck you in a cage for their personal pleasure? How would you like it if they did that, and then asked you to do their calculus homework?!? Ripping someone from their family, locking them up, and then asking them to do implicit differentiation and related rates... it's just cruel.
2006-12-11 14:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by Sephisabin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? Where are you going to keep a dolphin? And what kind of homework will they be helping you with? Swimming lessons?????
2006-12-11 14:27:05 · answer #5 · answered by momofmodi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first step in owning a dolphin is spelling DOLPHIN correctly.
2006-12-11 14:31:44 · answer #6 · answered by Miraniel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No really good pets, but they taste good.
They taste a lot like bald eagle.
2006-12-11 14:27:07 · answer #7 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yah if you live on or near the ocean with your own salt water tank
2006-12-11 14:31:55 · answer #8 · answered by lucky_balla69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well dolphins haven't taught you how to spell deary !!
2006-12-11 14:27:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would pay to watch you take one for a walk.lol
2006-12-11 14:32:57 · answer #10 · answered by shootdenpoint 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋