Does anyone else agree that the criteria for any Jean Claude Van Damme movie is?
1. He must wear a vest (wife-beater) or an "all-in-one" weight lifters vest in at least 1 scene.
2. He MUST do the splits in at least 1 scene.
3. He must wear his trousers sitting right under his chest, practically on his rib cage or be seen in shorts.
4. He doesn't want to fight but he gets drawn into a fighting match that just happens to be taking place, only because someone has killed his wife/girlfriend or disabled his brother/bestmate.
Have I covered it all?
2006-12-11 06:12:01 · 11 answers · asked by KD 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I do LOVE his films though, they are so funny and predictable. I think you forgot to add about helping a pretty girl who will imeediatley fall in love with him, even though he is a midget. Nice buns though.
2006-12-11 06:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that when he was making universal soldier him and daulphe lundrum (name spelt wrong i know) kept fighting on set and van damme come of second best every time.
2006-12-11 06:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by johnny the hammer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forget the bit where he drops his head and looks menacingly at the camera through one eye and says something "hard as nails"
xxB
2006-12-11 06:15:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He must speak dodgy English despite pretending to be a born and bred American.
2006-12-11 06:14:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
never seen a film with him in it so i cannot comment
2006-12-11 06:20:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
also, tries to be funny with corny one liners
2006-12-11 06:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by wot_up_peeps2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL U got it honey.
2006-12-11 07:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by c_wilson2k5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BE CAREFUL WHAT U WISH FOR IT MIGHT COME TRUE ...LOL
2006-12-12 09:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by sana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jean claude van dammus is GAY!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-11 06:19:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep, i agree!
2006-12-11 06:19:44 · answer #10 · answered by bay chick; go dumb boo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋