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I was asked by this 19 foot tall spider if I like to wear guitars on my head, and was told that there will be a 40 foot toilet built in the Pacific Ocean in 3 years. I was wondering if anyone else has seen this spider? I last saw him inside my left shoe, near the laces, but he caught a plane leaving San Diego about 3 days ago...if you see him, tell him he owes me $50.

2006-12-11 05:48:09 · 10 answers · asked by hi_its_bryan 3 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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I saw him at the mall in Raleigh two evenings ago (he was shopping for flip flops but they didn't have an even number). I asked him about the money, but he said he left his wallet on the plane. The elephant nodded energetically then disappeared into the grocery store.

2006-12-11 05:54:58 · answer #1 · answered by PanicGirl 3 · 1 0

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2006-12-11 13:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by Brad J 3 · 1 0

The spider is telling you to flush the toilet when it gets built and don't forget to put the seat down when your done.

2006-12-11 14:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by mystic_herbs 3 · 0 0

WHAT THE HELL, LOL. If the spider is giving out money, tell him I need $500 for my hospital bills when his little cousins bit me all the time.

2006-12-11 13:51:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

I understand what the words are saying but the way they are combined does not make much sense. It is probably a form of absurdism.

2006-12-11 13:54:24 · answer #5 · answered by ana_is_a_cat 4 · 0 1

Hmm perhaps a reference to where this comes from? I assume from your question that this is not your experience?

2006-12-11 13:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 0 0

i understand it and i get the imagery... but i know this isn't true. Hey nice one though!

2006-12-11 13:56:38 · answer #7 · answered by - twiLa - 2 · 0 0

Gaaacck!!!!

2006-12-11 14:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by Biff 2 · 0 0

will inform his grandmother as She is visiting me tonight.

2006-12-11 13:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0 0

Why is there air?

2006-12-11 14:09:55 · answer #10 · answered by rumbler_12 7 · 0 0

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