Just want an opinion
2006-12-11 05:28:14 · 10 answers · asked by woabrams 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Five; One to demand that the lightbulb be screwed in; one to ask Condi how to screw in a lightbulb; one to tell Rummy to screw in the lightbulb; one to get Congress to appropriate $250 billion for the screwing; and one to say "mission accomplished" once the burned out bulb has been removed and the new bulb is on backorder.
2006-12-11 05:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by Perdendosi 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
George Jr, tells George Sr. "he doesn't want to do it", who brings out a wade of Georges to keep it quiet and pays 'Juan' 2 Georges to do it, when no one is looking.
23,002 Georges non sequential bills, no real George is caught getting it done. Juan's body is found buried on the south of the Rio grand.
2006-12-11 13:50:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
None. George Bush is NOT afraid of the dark.
2006-12-11 14:36:02 · answer #3 · answered by yupchagee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
None. He's a republican. The word screw makes them cut and run. Only democrats screw.
2006-12-11 14:18:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
None -- because no matter how dark the room gets, he'll never admit the old one's burned out.
2006-12-11 13:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by Jack 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you think he actually knows where a light bulb would be located. Dumber than a bag of farts!!!!
2006-12-11 13:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by Ray 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
just the current president....and the US middle class is the light bulb
2006-12-11 13:32:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
two ... one to hold it ...one to drink till the room spins...
in California we screw in hot tubs
2006-12-11 13:31:15 · answer #8 · answered by ken y 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's funny right there!
2006-12-11 13:36:11 · answer #9 · answered by ropemancometh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
none, he has clowns like you do that!
2006-12-11 13:31:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋