What's your favorite item to use when there's no one else around to help out? You know what I'm talking about... a sweatsock, a grapefruit or hunk of liver warmed up in the microwave... what's your pleasure?
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2006-12-11 05:23:31 · 10 answers · asked by Neerdowellian 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
a nice warm meatloaf....extra ketchup
2006-12-11 05:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try shoving it into a gourd...or a vacuum cleaner hose. Personally, I use a mallet on my nuts and then slap my johnson against the counter top....makes me explode everytime
2006-12-11 13:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO... a sweatsock? how very boring.....try a twinkie....or even call yourself while it's on vibrate...anyhting but a nasty ol sweatsock...lol
2006-12-11 13:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by ~LAX Mom~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an empty toilet paper roll hold the end together and u get suction if u use lube
2006-12-11 13:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by poujoe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude... i'm old sKoOl....
Just give me a dark room, thoughts of Kirsten Dunst... & my right hand... that's all she wrote...
2006-12-11 13:39:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dirty mind or thinking of pay day is enough
2006-12-11 13:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if my gf isn't home i use the neighbors hot daughters mouth
2006-12-11 13:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by slaphappypimp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
apple pie
2006-12-11 13:26:49 · answer #8 · answered by DR. WHO 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Old lady five fingers....
2006-12-11 13:25:21 · answer #9 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets just say "oink oink"
2006-12-11 13:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by Alex B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋