2006-12-11 05:02:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Yes.........
You are doomed.................
2006-12-11 05:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by tallerfella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHH ha ha ha ha
man that is funny. If you beef a lot, then you beef a lot. Ask her if it is a problem or if it bother her, if she says yes then tell her you were woried about it and embarassed. Suggest taking Beano. Beano now and there will be no gas. But it is human nature to release a cushion creeper now and then, to step on a toad, or present an air biscut.
If she says she does not fart she is a liar! You sit on a throne of lies, and you smell like beef and cheese!
If all else fails, Benjamin Franklin said it best, "Fart proudly."
Now if you do get a divorce, which I hope you don't, in court if the judge asks if you have anything to say, fart real loud and say "I rest my case."
2006-12-11 05:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by PDK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i would have divorced my husband like 8 years ago lol don't worry about it. hopefully no one is that shallow. the person with too much gas should check with their doctor to see if they have an ulcer or something though.
2006-12-11 05:11:26 · answer #3 · answered by missy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...the would be the sorriest reason i have ever heard for a divorce.
2006-12-11 05:09:03 · answer #4 · answered by Michele 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a strange question. why would she be in the bathroom while your doing that lol. thats private.
2006-12-11 05:04:59 · answer #5 · answered by ~*Jenny*~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope not
2006-12-11 05:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, lmfo
2006-12-11 05:05:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋