What is the standard procedure to follow when you must go number 2 in a public restroom?

Answer 1

straddle the pot, bombs away

Answer 2

There is no standard procedure, just go into a stall, make sure you put an *** gasket on the seat before you sit down, and let 'er rip.

Just in case you have an explosive episode, and it is loud, and there are others in the room at the time, simply comment that it was the burritos at taco bell that is making you blow.

In other words, have fun with the other people in the room-maybe even a game of battles$@ts!!!

Answer 3

1.close and lock door
2. make sure there is TP
3. pull down pants
4. pull down underware(if worn)
5.get a paper AZZ gasket or load the seat with MANY layers of TP(if you want to sit down)
6.let them go
7.wipe
8. pull up underware
9. pull up pants
10.flush flush flush.
11. unlock door
12.open door
13. walk out and wash hands
14.Dry hands
15. open door and walk out of the restroom
15 steps to S(&$% in a public restroom

Answer 4

I hear you just don't sit on the bear seat because of the germs

Answer 5

Make sure there is tp and clean that seat like you've never cleaned before and make sure the door locks.

Answer 6

Courtesy flush!

Answer 7

Hope the heck you either dont havea stinker or the running one when your in there if so hope your the only one in there and if not sit and go well wash ur hands first please

Answer 8

Double flush.
triple if your gassy.

Answer 9

shut the door and don't grunt..

Answer 10

that's a wierd question, don't you already know how to do it?