What is a "smeg"?

Answer 1

its a brand of electrials, they make fridges, also a generic swear word made up in red dwarf

Answer 2

It is a word taken from red dwarf smeg also known as nob cheese

Answer 3

smeg Head means absolutely noting it was a way of saying you F***** DI*** HE** on red dwarf a comedy they said smeg Head and oh smeg (oh FU**)so they did not swore on TV the term smeg was mostly used by Lister the last human-being alive mostly towards the hologram of Rimmer his dead bunk mate and only a smeging smeg Head would have to ask (only joking) oh and one character kryton the series 4000 mecanoid could only say "shme he" (he could not bring himself to insult anyone until Lister broke his programing)

Answer 4

Smeg.
Smeg, a shortened version of the word smegma

Smegma, a transliteration of the Greek word σμήγμα for soap, is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, moisture, and bacteria that can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the female vulva area, with a characteristic strong odor and taste. Smegma is common to all mammals, male and female. Mycobacterium smegmatis is the characteristic bacterium involved in smegma production, and is generally thought to form smegma from epidermal secretions

Answer 5

Who the smeg cares he he

Answer 6

Smeg is short for smegma, a white build up within the foreskin if you don't wash (eugh).

It's also an expensive type of fridge.

Answer 7

I would think it's a derogatory slang term meaning an undesirable person.

smegma:

In healthy animals, smegma helps clean and lubricate the genitals. In veterinary medicine, analysis of this smegma is sometimes used for detection of urinary infections, such as trichomoniasis. Some have recommended periodic cleaning of male genitals to improve the health of the animal.[1]


[edit] Human Smegma
Smegma allowed to accumulate long enough to become visibleBoth males and females produce smegma. In males, smegma is produced and accumulates under the foreskin; in females it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora.

Smegma is invisible, noticeable as a smooth or moist texture until it is allowed to accumulate, when it takes on its characteristic texture and appearance described in many texts as "cheesy". Since smegma tends to accumulate under the foreskin in males, its presence is less common and less noticeable in circumcised males.

The subpreputial moisture keeps the glans moist and may lubricate the movement of the foreskin. However, if allowed to accumulate and decay in the foreskin cavity it can provide an ideal medium for potentially pathogenic bacteria to colonise[2]; current medical opinion is that allowing smegma to accumulate freely is unhealthy. Accumulation of smegma can cause or aggravate a variety of irritations known as balanitis. Early medical studies such as those by Plaut (1947), and Heins (1958) claimed that smegma accumulation led to the development of penile cancer, but the American Cancer Society states that more recent studies have disagreed [3].

Preventing accumulation is best done by rinsing the area with warm water. In females, the hood of the clitoris can be gently pulled back to wash away accumulated smegma. Some argue that soap is best avoided because it depletes natural skin oils and may cause non-specific dermatitis [4]. In addition, vaginal deodorants that are sometimes used to combat unwanted odors can be harmful, as they tend to upset the normal balance of bacteria in the vaginal cavity. This can in turn upset the pH of the vagina [5]. Noticeably unpleasant odours can be an indicator of a potentially serious medical problem, and deodorant sprays or washes may hide this condition.

Smegma has become part of the pro- and anti-circumcision movements, with those in favor of routine infant circumcisions citing improved hygiene by avoiding odorous or harmful buildup, and those opposed citing the usefulness of smegma, which is generally lost to circumcisions. Medical opinion is split on the matter.

Answer 8

Taken from Red Dwarf, a swear word used to describe a knob head, taken from a nob of cheese, leaning towards an indication of old semen round the glans.

Answer 9

Cheddar cheese with a touch of gorgonzola, lovely.

Answer 10

it is a brand name. they come from Sweden I think?? or scandanavia somewhere. famous for retro fridges. all lovely colours