What life rules have you let slip ?. I used to have 2 but .... heck you grow older?

Question

Rule 1. Never sleep with anything that has more bodily hair than yourself
Rule 2. Never eat anything that is actually on fire

Answer 1

never eat anything that talks back

never sit on a toilet that is over flowing no matter what

never talk your self in public

Answer 2

I never really had any rules until recently when I adopted your "rule 2" after setting my mustache on fire while trying to drink a flamming shot.

Answer 3

who told you those are lifes rules? the second is not a rule its common sense..