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Coming down your chimney crimbo eve dressed in me festive attire, what would you do?

2006-12-11 03:13:35 · 35 answers · asked by Pork_Purse 2 in Society & Culture Holidays Christmas

35 answers

get my 4 year old son to sing u xmas carols until u begged for mercy ! (have u ever heard how little boys sing ??? it tends to be more shouting than singing !!!)

2006-12-11 03:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Clean the chimney

2006-12-11 03:16:46 · answer #2 · answered by lozzi_pop22 4 · 2 0

Wonder how you managed to come down a chimney I haven't got.

2006-12-11 03:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0 0

Tell you that the chimney was no place to be coming and stick you in the bed and make you come there.

2006-12-11 03:17:35 · answer #4 · answered by dr.twaticus 1 · 0 0

I would ask why I didn't get the new MiniCooper I asked for last year! Naw, actually, I would give a hearty Merry Christmas and offer you hot tea and biscuits.
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
Happy Christmas!

2006-12-11 03:20:44 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0 0

Ask you what the hell "crimbo eve" is. And then call the cops.

2006-12-11 03:22:52 · answer #6 · answered by quickgirl 2 · 1 0

Well it depends on how sexy you look in the festive attire.

2006-12-11 03:21:32 · answer #7 · answered by Joseph K 2 · 0 0

For sure I will not caught you because I have no chimney at all.

2006-12-11 03:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by linda c 5 · 0 0

Depends what your festive attire is?

If it is a fat suit and white beard, I'd ask what you brought me.
If it is lacy underwear, I'd ask where you want me.

2006-12-11 03:43:39 · answer #9 · answered by Tito 1 · 0 0

Give you a drink and mince pie and wish you all the best under the mistletoe

2006-12-11 03:18:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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