Soap are supossed to be real life dramas, how come then no one EVER just has a night in, in front of the telly.
AND
How come no one EVER says "back in a mo, just gonna nip to the loo"
It makes you wonder............
2006-12-11 03:13:20 · 16 answers · asked by Bex 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Of course it would be boring but just once in a while it would be nice to have a bit of normality in an other wise truamatic life.
You NEVER see Pauline in Tesco.
2006-12-11 03:37:11 · update #1
oh how I love the soap world...
it isnt everyday life.. u have someone killed every week, someone preggers or someone stopping someones wedding...
its great... life wouldnt be the same without good ole walford!!
loves it!!
2006-12-11 03:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To be honest with you, I don't think I have ever said in my life "back in a mo, just gonna nip to the loo", and I have never had a night in, in front of the telly, so maybe I am in a soap - I must be a soap star - fantastic
2006-12-11 03:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by Joanne A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear now you have upset me. I thought they were true stories. You mean that Frankie isn't really in love with Jamie. Now I will stop watching them. They never break wind either but then they never seem to eat anything.The other question is why do so many people deny watching soaps when the do. Some sort of snobbery.
Have a happy Christmas.
2006-12-11 03:20:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahaaa, how sad am I. Bobbie, Ian's son asked to go to the loo the other day when Ian was spying on Jane in the park!
And, Pauline and Martin had a nice night in with the telly the other week when he was trying to tell her about Sonia, but she wouldn't listen cos she wanted " a nice quiet night in with the telly with my son and i don't want you to spoil it talking about her".
And ANF ages ago on corrie, Kirky asked the undertaker (Rod Hull) if corpses farted. I nearly choked on me dinner at that one.
Note to self, really must get out more.
2006-12-11 03:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by tradcobdriver 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would make it interesting, god i could come up with lists of why's and how come's about the soap/real life thing: why does no-one ever eat breakfast in their own house they always venture to the closest cafe and instead of stocking up on food on a 'big' shop they have to buy a new pint of milk every episode, and.... Stupidity !!
2006-12-11 03:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by truth_and_time_tells_all 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And why are all the poor people sporting beautifully manicured nails, and why can they afford to go the pub, AND why and how can they afford the laundrette?! If they stayed in they could afford a washing machine and put poor old Pauline out of business!! Lol
2006-12-11 03:17:53 · answer #6 · answered by Cherry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ms. Cryllie can only suppose that there is no drama in such mundane, everyday activities; furthermore, there is no market for such, and advertisers would therefore not countenance such programming.
Ms Cryllie hopes you do, however, enjoy the dramas regardless of these shortcomings, and wishes you a very happy holiday season.
2006-12-11 03:25:27 · answer #7 · answered by cryllie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and you never hear anyone pass wind and how come they always spend so much time in the pub and why on eastenders does no one have a washing machine of their own, everyone gets a taxi and few have cars of their own.
2006-12-11 03:16:26 · answer #8 · answered by BOO! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And why is it nobody watches the soaps in the soaps?want to start a business?open a washing machine outlet in albert square
cos no one seems to have a washing machine.
2006-12-11 03:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by Georgemac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I reckon that house prices on soaps will be dirt cheap, as no one will want to buy them in case their partner has an affair, dies etc or their whole life falls apart! I know i wouldn't!
2006-12-11 03:18:15 · answer #10 · answered by michmac75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always wondered why nobody has a "normal" job. I mean, they expect us to believe that everyone is a doctor, lawyer, cop or business mogul. Don't they ever just flip burgers or sell cars?
2006-12-11 03:25:48 · answer #11 · answered by Lynda R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋